So they talk about his dark curls
Added color, do they impart
Is it so fake, what did it take
Now it is on every front page
So he is suing them telling them, it is a lie.
Heaven help them, if it's false.

So is it dyed, Chancellor
Are you afraid, it to be known, no one should know
Now you fight, with no respite
You had two barbers testify, it is a lie

Right now we can say that it wasn't so smart
Why couldn't you just give it a laugh?
Never mind, now the courts have made up their mind

No need to ask
He has natural color
Natural color
Natural color
Natural color

That hair dye, you said you now forgo, so they say
What your opponents say, now it ain't so, a tall tale

(Instrumental break)

Now they say, in this case
You really should have just laughed it off
Now you lose face

So why did you sue, so it won't be told
You deny that it turns grey as you grow old
Never mind, courts have put a stop to it all.

No need to ask
He has natural color
Natural color
Natural color
Natural color

That hair dye, you said you now forgo, so they say
What your opponents say, now it ain't so, a tall tale

Natural color
Natural color
Natural color
Natural color
Natural color
Natural color
Natural color
Natural color...