He's laughing at another thread
And playing with another group.
Playing his games, fanning new flames.
He's loathed in seven languages.
Stupid fights with mindless spite, pie in the sky.
Heaven help him, when he's caught.

Usenet life, poster boy.
In cyberspace he places waste, tries to destroy
Useful threads and thinking heads.
There ain't no way he can believe the crap he's said.

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When he tries to take all your newsgroups apart.
He thinks he's a genius but he ain't so smart.

No need to ask.
He's a Usenet debater,
Usenet debater,
Usenet debater,
Usenet debater.

Post to post, he's set X-NoArchive, fake e-mail.
Across the Usenet, this guy is pitied without fail.

Flame to flame, his favourite game.
He's such a liar, just to acquire
This passing fame.

In real life a coward, yet on here he's bold.
He grows on the Usenet like some sort of mould.
You know when he's been there 'cause your group is trolled.

No need to ask.
He's a Usenet debater,
Usenet debater,
Usenet debater,
Usenet debater.

Post to post, he's set X-NoArchive, fake e-mail.
Across the Usenet, this guy is pitied without fail.

Usenet debater,
Usenet debater,
Usenet debater,
Usenet debater,
Usenet debater...