-> "Big Dummy"
Original Song Title:
"Big Money"
Parody Song Title:
"Big Dummy"
Parody Written by:
I Saw RUSH Live 5 Times
The Lyrics
Big dummies are around the world
Big dummies don't know squat
Big dummies got a shrieky voice
Big dummies won't shut up
Big dummies telling dirty jokes
Big dummies think they're cool
Big dummies read those burnt-up books
Big dummies, uncouth fools
Always running motormouth
Always popping off the chops
Always bragging about themselves
Always being pompous boors
They eat up all the fairy tales
All the lies they are spoon-fed
Believe all the conditioning
And never questioning why
Big dummies are around the world
Big dummies are so dull
Big dummies have potty humor
Big dummies never mull
Big dummies always talking trash
Big dummies lip and sass
Big dummies talking ethnic hate
Big dummies have no class
Always doing what they're told
Never thinking for themselves
Always obeying dictators
Always kissing butts
They believe the TV ads
They are always chasing fads
Made by fools on television
Getting paid to play the fool
(*INSTRUMENTAL BREAK*)
They eat up all the fairy tales
All the lies they are spoon-fed
Believe all the conditioning
And never questioning why
Big dummies are around the world
Big dummies are robots
Big dummies never take the time
Big dummies never learn
Big dummies always butting in
Big dummies ignorant
Big dummies are so stupid
Big dummies GOT NO SENSE!!!!!!!
(*SYNTHESIZER AND GUITAR INSTRUMENTAL BREAK, THEN FADEOUT*)
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