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Song Parodies -> "Verne Troyer"

Original Song Title:

"Tom Sawyer"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Verne Troyer"

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The Lyrics

Tribute to one of the shortest actors of all time. The man we all know as Mini-Me from the Austin Powers films... Verne Troyer!
This miniature thespian's
Known world-wide
He's named: Verne Troyer
Stands knee-high

Don't you call him a midget
Or confuse him with Warwick
His stuntwork is quite intense
As a Santa Claus* he's dressed
Small mister!

Earned his fame from that role Mini-Me
With a short frame just like Billy Barty
Watch this clip! Such a hit!
Cast as Griphook** in a script!

He's gnarled in... He'll snarl in...
Such... strange... shite... you'll see
Gnome Alone's a fright... that... Bites!

This crazed Verne Troyer's
In the Love Guru
Baby ape he has played,
Mighty Joe Young's youth

[Mini-Me plays a synthesizer during a musical interlude]

Peter Dinklage is frequent
A movie star's his achievement
In "Game of Thrones" and not "College"
Still Verne's face is public knowledge
So famous!

His sex tape was witnessed publically
Mouths were agape, They watched disgustingly
Fans all grimaced, Flipped their lids
Caught like Paris, God forbid!

Hilarious... In various...
Films... like.... "Bubble Boy"
Beloved though his size... is... slight!

Displays Verne Troyer
He's a tiny dude
Zany roles he has played
That us film buffs viewed. It's depicted he's insane!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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Agrimorfee - March 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Pacing quibbles here and there, but at least you didn't repeat a verse like I did when I wrote my Tom Sawyer parody 20+ years ago.
Max Power - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! The only dialogue I know by him other than the ones from "Bubble Boy".
bobpiecheese - April 05, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pretty good tribute, even if most of the references went over my head because I haven't seen anything that Mr. Troyer's been in. 555!

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