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Song Parodies -> "Excuse (The Lebron James Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rupert Holmes

Parody Song Title:

"Excuse (The Lebron James Song)"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

What if Lebron James move to another NBA team beside the Cavaliers?
I was tired of Lebron,he is with the Cavs too long
He is very pathetic,and totally wrong
Now when he's home and sleeping,I read the paper in bed
And in the sports section,there was this story I read:

"I hate the Cleveland Cavs team,I'll be a Denver Nugget
And I'm not into Memphis Grizzlies,that's it
If I would be with Carmelo,and I'm not confused
So I'll be his new teammate,I won't take an excuse."

I didn't think about Lebron,he could be one of the worst
But me and Eric Snow will settle new plays that are unfair at first
So I wrote to the paper,looking up under sports
Although it's nobody's fault,but Lebron had told me more

"I left the Cleveland Cavs team,and be a Chicago Bull
Not the stupid Minnesota team called Timberwolves
I will make it to the playoffs,the Bulls won't be abused
Betraying the Cavaliers is my own excuse."

So I noticed that Lebron was ditching the Cavs
I knew his smile in an instant,with the Dallas team of Mavs
He was my own Cleveland player,and he said "Cavs suck!"
And I'm not really upset and he says "I'm out of luck...

That your Cleveland Cavs team is really putting me
To a massive misfortune and dire jeopardy
If I will join the Celtics,don't give me very bad news
Eric Snow left the Sixers can be a real excuse

I hate the Cleveland Cavs team,I'll be a Denver Nugget
And I'm not into Memphis Grizzlies,that's it
If I would be with Carmelo,and I'm not confused
So I'll be his new teammate,I won't take an excuse

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davia - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
man y r u disin the cavalires man im from cleveland and i think they can be any body any where any place they will never fear thats what im talkin bout right their if u try to do the cavaliers they will just tell u we aint never scared . and i see lebron he makein every body go wild when he takeit to the hoop he will dunk on yall niggas. and when we in the game we have no shame so bring all u got or u will be leavein in pain

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