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Song Parodies -> "If You Hate Breaking A Habit"

Original Song Title:

"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rupert Holmes

Parody Song Title:

"If You Hate Breaking A Habit"

Parody Written by:

SheDuKe

The Lyrics

I usually don't like to write parodies to my favorite songs, but this I just could not resist!
I was tired of my mudslide,
So I ordered a gin
My mama she dont like drinking,
I think she says its a sin
So I took up to smoking,
But it wasn't the same
I really missed my old habit,
I think my daddy's to blame

If you hate breaking a habit,
That u've had for so long
If your parents control you,
And you just dont belong
And if you feel you're alone here,
And you just want to go
Then look me up for a good time,
Stay with me, let me know

I didn't think about my habit,
I know that sounds kinda dumb
But with all these withdrawals,
My body's feeling real numb
So I got out the phone book,
And I called my old man
I told him it was all his fault,
I left my home and I ran

If you hate breaking a habit,
That u've had for so long
If you're just sick and tired,
Of that worn-out old song
And if you feel you cant take it now,
And it was all a mistake,
Come on baby let me know now,
Good times I know we will make

I was happy and hopeful,
So I ordered a drink
As the liquid ran through me,
I stopped and had a good think
I was always the boss and,
Never knew it till now
I'm gonna do what I want to,
That's my one solemn vow

Yes I hate breaking my habits,
It was all just a waste
I'm gonna go drink now,
But I wont end up laced
Then I think I will drive fast,
off the dunes of the cape
I shouldv'e listened to mama,
My life has just been defaced

If you hate breaking a habit,
That u've had for so long
If your parents control you,
And you just dont belong
And if you feel you're alone here,
And you just want to go
Then look me up for a good time,
Stay with me, let me know

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