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Song Parodies -> "Queue This Way"

Original Song Title:

"Walk this way"

Original Performer:

Run DMC ft. Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Queue This Way"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

My latest parody, inspired by a recent shopping trip. Take a deep breath, and enjoy!
Need to buy a quilt cover
Need to get it for my mother
Because it's almost Mother's Day!
I'm looking for somethin'
With a picture of a puffin,
And it's got to be a double duvet

Now, I hope they have either
a Sudoku brain teaser,
or a 16 piece dinner set
Or an electric oven
So I'll bake cakes by the dozen
How many items on my list, check list

I need to go up at Level 2
So I can find out what's up there
I could buy a griddle
From the aisle in the middle
But I think I read they have Homewares

Maybe I'll buy this valance
Or even these plants
Should get my card out so I'm ready to pay
Wish I knew what I was doin'
And which direction to be queuein'
And then the sign said “queue this way”!
It told me to:

Queue this way
Pay this way
Queue this way
Pay this way

It told me to: Queue this way
Pay this way
Queue this way
Pay this way, just give me your cash!
Buy this!

Maybe a onesie
Or a soft toy of Mickey
They are only £3.60
There's a section for babies,
That has an excellent rocker
And even an elephant for tea!

I need a tea diffuser
And lots of cake recipes
Want to impress my girlfriend with this
I really like this flavour,
It is something I will savour
Some lemon with a little twist, delish!

I've been shopping
Since 2 o'clock
Think I might need to get some air
I wish I was in Lidl
The lounge section's in the middle
And I'll sit down on a chair
Should have ordered in advance
But now I've missed my chance,
I'll get my wallet out, I'm ready to pay

Now I know what I am doin'
And I am excellent at queuein'
Don't need the sign that says “queue this way”!
It told me to:

Queue this way
Pay this way
Queue this way
Pay this way

It told me to: Queue this way
Pay this way
Queue this way
Pay this way

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

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Jonathan - March 17, 2014 - Report this comment
I guess the 1's police struck as I couldn't find anything wrong with the pacing 5's although I must say I'm not really a fan of this rap-remix of the OS

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