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Song Parodies -> "Hickey"

Original Song Title:

"It's Tricky"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Run DMC

Parody Song Title:

"Hickey"

Parody Written by:

Dr. K

The Lyrics

You cool off my desire when you act like a vampire.
When you suck and bite my neck all night
with hickeys, hickeys, hickeys
here we go

Please, please don't suck and bite!
Don't suck and bite my neck so tight with hickeys!
Hickey, hickey, hickey, hickey!

Please, please don't suck and bite!
Don't suck and bite my neck all night with hickeys!
Hickey, hickey, hickey, hickey!

I met this little girlie.
Her hair was red and curly.
She bust a vain and caused me pain.
She made me act so squirrelly.

I know you want to please me.
But baby take it easy.
'You leave a mark that's red and dark, it makes me look so sleazy.

Please, please don't suck and bite!
Don't suck and bite my neck so tight with hickeys!
Hickey, hickey, hickey, hickey!

Please, please don't suck and bite!
Don't suck and bite my neck all night with hickeys!
Hickey, hickey, hickey, hickey!

You're not a fork. I'm not a pork.
So don't you treat me like meat.
I will not dis a tender kiss,
But keep it soft and sweet.

'Cause the hickey is so tricky.
And you just can't hide.
Flesh-colored powder don't do nothin' 'cause my skin's too white.

Please, please don't suck and bite!
Don't suck and bite my neck so tight with hickeys!
Hickey, hickey, hickey, hickey!

Please, please don't suck and bite!
Don't suck and bite my neck all night with hickeys!
Hickey, hickey, hickey, hickey!

It will take up all your make up to hide the mark that you leave.
If you're smackin' like you're snackin': I know what's up your sleeve.

I am mild. I'm not wild.
Just get into my car.
Don't be doin' any chewin'.
You're gonna leave me a scar

A girl named Becky bit my necky and she made it bleed.
'Cause she worked with such aggression and she worked with such speed.

You're not serving Jeff Foxworthy, but when you start to peck:
If you're breathin' while your teethin', I might be a redneck.

Please, please don't suck and bite!
Don't suck and bite my neck so tight with hickeys!
Hickey, hickey, hickey, hickey!

Please, please don't suck and bite!
Don't suck and bite my neck all night with hickeys!
Hickey, hickey, hickey, hickey!

You're not a bug. Give me a hug and don't you bite like a flea.
Don't desecrate! Don't decorate me like a Christmas tree.

It's like that, no hoes!
It makes me sick when I see my skin in your toothpick!



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