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Song Parodies -> "Ugly Drag Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Ugly Drag Queen"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A story of a man realizing a girl is a drag wueen, then saying his thoughts about it enjoy!
Ugly Drag Queen, walkin' down the street,
Ugly Drag Queen, How can you be six feet?
Ugly Drag Queen, you have to much hair, It's a turn off,
No girl has a lump in her throat, help me!

Ugly Drag Queen, Don't you wax your lips?
Ugly Drag Queen, you have masculine hips, Ugly Drag Queen,
You have my stomach doin' flips,

Are you a man just like me? yuck!
Ugly Drag Queen, keep goin'
Ugly Drag Queen, Turn away,
Ugly Drag Queen, please leave at my glee,
Ugly Drag Queen, please, please, please
Ugly Drag Queen, go away,
Ugly Drag Queen, say you'll go away,

'Cause I loathe you, you make me sick,
Go away "woman" with your sick-trick,
Ugly Drag Queen, pretty man-ly,
Ugly Drag Queen you disgust me,
Ugly Drag Queen, just walk away, yes, thank God,
You are finally leaving, Thank God,
Go die in a corner, you sick freak,
I will meet other girls, what's this?
What do I see? Sweet mike is he flashing me?
Yeah, a bra stuffed with tissu, yuck, yuck, Ugly Drag Queen
well I've gone into meditation... to make better parodies, and now im back more creative then ever! heres a twist to an old favourite..

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 10

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   2
 3   1
 4   0
 5   5

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Poopie Longstocking - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Excuse me, but this song was from the 60's. If you meant to parody Van Halen's version, then 80's would be correct. I liked this parody very much so I will award it with a perfect Poopie vote of 5,5,5!
Bob Gomez - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked this okay, 544. I think it's funnier--take it for what it's worth--if the joke ends up being on the narrator or somehow pulls the rug out from under the reader.
Man Power - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment
What a coincidence.

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