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Song Parodies -> "Video Games (2000's version)"
Original Song Title:
"Video Games"
Original Performer:
Ronnie Jones
Parody Song Title:
"Video Games (2000's version)"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
So i was listening to the original song, and I thought "Hey, video games have come a long way since Atari & Intellivision, so why not do a parody that reflects this?" Now, as the decade draws to a close, let us look at how video games have changed over the past 30 years. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Buy it, baby,
Ship it, baby,
Hook up your machine.
Put the disc in,
Skip the intro,
Let’s start the routine.
Play it, baby,
Beat it, baby,
These games don’t cause crime.
Get achievements,
Gamerscore,
Go through a second time.
Zelda, Halo,
James Bond, Mario,
Play them video games.
Grand Theft Auto,
Call of Duty,
I love them all the same!
Offline, online,
Competition’s
Asking to be pwned.
Your score, my score,
Low score, high score,
Together or alone.
Let’s link to the Ethernet
And play on the Internet.
Let’s flee from reality,
Let’s keep our morality.
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[video game sounds]
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[video game sounds]
Oops, I lost the flag!
Oops, I lost the flag!
[Robot:]
(Put the disc in,
Skip the intro,
Video games are set to go.)
Oops, I crashed my car!
Oops, I crashed my car!
[Robot:]
(Get achievements,
Gamerscore,
Don’t you want to play some more?)
Zelda, Halo,
James Bond, Mario,
Play them video games.
Grand Theft Auto,
Call of Duty,
I love them all the same!
Play it, baby,
Beat it, baby,
These games don’t cause crime.
Get achievements,
Gamerscore,
Go through a second time.
Let’s link to the Ethernet
And play on the Internet.
Let’s flee from reality,
Let’s keep our morality.
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[video game sounds]
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[video game sounds]
OOPS, I LOST THE FLAG!
OOPS, I LOST THE FLAG!
[failure sounds]
OOPS, I CRASHED MY CAR!
OOPS, I CRASHED MY CAR!
[break]
Let’s link to the Ethernet
And play on the Internet.
Let’s flee from reality,
Let’s keep our morality.
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[Robot:]
(Zelda, Halo,
James Bond, Mario,
Play them video games.)
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[video game sounds]
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[Robot:]
(Oops, you crashed your car!
Oops, you crashed your car!)
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[video game sounds]
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[Robot:]
(Buy it, baby,
Ship it, baby,
Hook up your machine.)
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[video game sounds]
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[Robot:]
(Oops, you crashed your car!
Oops, you crashed your car!)
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[fade out]
Ship it, baby,
Hook up your machine.
Put the disc in,
Skip the intro,
Let’s start the routine.
Play it, baby,
Beat it, baby,
These games don’t cause crime.
Get achievements,
Gamerscore,
Go through a second time.
Zelda, Halo,
James Bond, Mario,
Play them video games.
Grand Theft Auto,
Call of Duty,
I love them all the same!
Offline, online,
Competition’s
Asking to be pwned.
Your score, my score,
Low score, high score,
Together or alone.
Let’s link to the Ethernet
And play on the Internet.
Let’s flee from reality,
Let’s keep our morality.
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[video game sounds]
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[video game sounds]
Oops, I lost the flag!
Oops, I lost the flag!
[Robot:]
(Put the disc in,
Skip the intro,
Video games are set to go.)
Oops, I crashed my car!
Oops, I crashed my car!
[Robot:]
(Get achievements,
Gamerscore,
Don’t you want to play some more?)
Zelda, Halo,
James Bond, Mario,
Play them video games.
Grand Theft Auto,
Call of Duty,
I love them all the same!
Play it, baby,
Beat it, baby,
These games don’t cause crime.
Get achievements,
Gamerscore,
Go through a second time.
Let’s link to the Ethernet
And play on the Internet.
Let’s flee from reality,
Let’s keep our morality.
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[video game sounds]
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[video game sounds]
OOPS, I LOST THE FLAG!
OOPS, I LOST THE FLAG!
[failure sounds]
OOPS, I CRASHED MY CAR!
OOPS, I CRASHED MY CAR!
[break]
Let’s link to the Ethernet
And play on the Internet.
Let’s flee from reality,
Let’s keep our morality.
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[Robot:]
(Zelda, Halo,
James Bond, Mario,
Play them video games.)
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[video game sounds]
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[Robot:]
(Oops, you crashed your car!
Oops, you crashed your car!)
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[video game sounds]
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[Robot:]
(Buy it, baby,
Ship it, baby,
Hook up your machine.)
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[video game sounds]
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[Robot:]
(Oops, you crashed your car!
Oops, you crashed your car!)
Video,
Video,
Video,
Video…
Video games!
[fade out]
Personally, I like video games regardless of era. As long as I think they're fun, I'll play 'em.
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Nice tribute to the first decade of the 21st century when it comes to gaming... ^_^
'Twas good
I don't play these games but loved the parody.
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