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Song Parodies -> "It's So Cold"

Original Song Title:

"She's So Cold"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"It's So Cold"

Parody Written by:

Stanuman

The Lyrics

This is about the weather inside at work. There are recurrent problems with the Heating/Cooling Sytem. We have 2 temperature settings: 2 Hot and 2 Cold.
I'm so bundled up, I'm so bundled up
I'm so bundled up, and it's so Cold
I'm so bundled up, I'm so bundled up
I'm so bundled up, and it's so Cold

The burner is out cold, the boiler is fried,
I'm a freezing Eskimo
I'm so bundled up, I'm so bundled up
I'm so bundled up, It's so Cold

They tried to fire it, tried rewiring it
The plumbing in it seems permanently froze
It's so cold, so cold
So Cold cold cold
Like a ski slope
It's so cold, it's so cold
it's so cold cold cold my voice is gone
It's so cold it's so cold
My hand's arthritic, my nose just froze

Yeah, I'm so shivering, I'm so shivering.
I'm so shivering and even so
Put on your jackets, put on your jackets
At the LF2 ski slope

It's so cold, it's so cold, cold, it's so c-c-c-old
My lips are turning pur-pur-purple

Yeah, It's so cold

It's so cold, it's so cold
It replicates an arctic zone
It's so cold it's so cold, cold, cold
I wear a sweater. And jacket parka

It's so cold, it's so blasted cold it's so
Cold cold cold it's so cold

Who would believe this is a new building
Thermostat malfunctions and the days get long
Muggy like when the rain comes
Air conditioner blows, feels like snow
How it blows, nobody will know
That it was a building, a modern building
Badly designed building 'cause it's so cold

It's so cold, it's so cold, cold, cold
It's so cold, it's so cold

I'm so frozen out, I'm so frozen out
I'm so frozen out, 'cause it's so cold

I'm the chillin drone, I'm the shiver guy
I'm a freezin' Eskimo

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Michael Pacholek - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
The cold hard facts: Here in Central Jersey, it's gone up from 5 Fahrenheit to 5 Celsius to all 5s for you!
The Great Karlando - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Fits the original well...almost too well. Too many original lyrics in this for my taste. But still a good effort.
Dieguez - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hello Stanuman: Can you explain me the meaning of "chillin drone"? I'm writing from Spain, and I want to know the meaning of this expression. Weīre organizing a music festival and we want to call it chillin drone festival. The pronunciation -chilidron- itīs the name of an spanish recipe, but we donīt know the real meaning in English. I have made a web search and I found your song; please try to explain us the meaning of the expression. Please write me: jorgefalo@yahoo.es Thank you.

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