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Song Parodies -> "Trick Bag"

Original Song Title:

"Trick Bag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Trick Bag"

Parody Written by:

Riptide Rider

The Lyrics

On the 1985 album 'Riptide' Robert Palmer covered an Earl King 60s chestnut. The 'Riptide' album is where Robert Palmer made a sensation in those videos where he's backed by a band of lovely leggy ladies!
Get on Air Force One--you fly to Finland.
You told us Donny--you were going to a summit.
Well, in our minds, we knew you were lying;
You gave him military secrets
We say we saw you kissing Putin right on the ass,
We heard you telling trash cuz you ain't got no class.
The way you've been acting is such a drag;
You done put us in a trick-bag.

When you come home, start an argument,
You go on blubbering, 'I can do what I want'.
Jet out to Asia--Korean DMZ
Daughter in tow, as always--showboat just so everyone can see
We say we saw you kissing Kimmy right on the ass
We heard you talking crap cuz you ain't got no class.
The way you've been acting is such a drag;
You done put us in a trick-bag.

Such a sexist, an S.M.F.
Told it to Howard Stern--spilled your incest lust.
You said, "She's my daughter and she's my wife!"
But you ain't nothing but a spankee boy!!!!
We say we saw you kiss Ivanka right on the lips
We saw you necking her with your hands on her hips.
The way you've been acting is such a drag;
You done put us in a trick-bag.

Yeah, yeah x4
You're just an arrogant dirt-bag.

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Kill Yourself, Commie - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Still projecting your sick fantasies onto the winner of the 2020 election, eh, Gropey Joe?
Lili - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
^^^That's obviously a death threat, because I'm a delusional dumbcunt and illiterate idiot.
Al Gore - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Why can't Trump just accept the outcome of the 2020 election with all the same grace as I accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000?

Oh, wait...
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
I TOTALLY accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000!

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