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Song Parodies -> "Addicted To Lard"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted To Love"

Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Addicted To Lard"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

Bacon's your beacon when you're at home
You dine on spam alone
Your heart's a wreck from pork steak
Another piss you'll have to take
Screwed up sleep from the ham you eat
You've got gout the disease is deep
Your throat has mucus you can't breathe
Yet another piss you will need

You like to think that you're immune to this stuff, oh yeah
Its closer to the truth to say you've had more than enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to lard

A huge behind you are obese
so you try running and taking speed
Your farts reek of fatty slime
You have to piss all the time
Gut tract grime too thick to erase
You're as good as done from the fat you crave
Too many luaus attended by you
lead you to die in your poo...

Might as well face it you're addicted to lard
Might as well face it you're addicted to lard
Might as well face it you're addicted to lard
Might as well face it you're addicted to lard

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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 5   2

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Porfle Popnecker - March 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Mmm...lard (drool)
Drew - May 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Might as well face it... you're addicted to 5's
vegan minstrel - May 07, 2012 - Report this comment
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