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Song Parodies -> "Cannot Find my Glove"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted to Love"

Original Performer:

Robert Pakmer

Parody Song Title:

"Cannot Find my Glove"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

My washing's on, just one more load.
That setting's fine, leave it alone!
I've got vests, in different shades,
Colours are crisp, hope they don't fade.

The cotton's cheap, in these sheets,
They can't be washed in too much heat.
I've got it right, now I can leave,
Oh no, I've shrunk a sleeve.

Whoa, this wash makes your cotton sheets too rough, oh yeah.
That's the least of my worries, when going through my stuff,
Y'know I could find my hankie, I just can't find my glove.

The salesman, has just told me,
My new machine's got different speeds,
Took out the sheets, they've turned out fine,
So now I'll hang them on the line, the washing line.

You've been enslaved,
That one lost glove is all you crave.
I need more pegs, an extra two.
And as I peg, I'm looking through.

Whoa, this programme I used was gentle enough, oh yeah.
That's the least of my worries, when going through my stuff,
Y'know I could find my hankie, I just can't find my glove.

Can find my hankie, I just can't find my glove.
Can find my hankie, I just can't find my glove.
Can find my hankie, I just can't find my glove.
Can find my hankie, I just can't find my glove.
Can find my hankie, I just can't find my glove.

The washing's done, I'm still alone,
My favourite glove's not in its home.
My heart frets, I've lost my mind,
That little glove, I've got to find.

Woah, after searching all day I've just had enough, oh yeah
It's not a lie to say that laundry day is tough,
I'll sit down on the sofa, what's this? It is my glove!

Don't just have my hankie, now I have my glove.
Don't just have my hankie, now I have my glove.
Don't just have my hankie, now I have my glove.
Don't just have my hankie, now I have my glove.
Don't just have my hankie, now I have my glove.
Don't just have my hankie, now I have my glove.
Don't just have my hankie, now I have my glove.
Don't just have my hankie, now I have my glove.

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