Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been
A good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
That aint hard to define
Jessie's got himself a squirrel
And I want to make it mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah, "n' he's holding her
In his arms late,
Late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel,
I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
Where can I find a rodent like that

I play along with the charade,
There doesn't seem to be
A reason to change
You know I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her
But the point is probably moot

"cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late,
Late at night

Like Jessie's squirrel,
I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
Where can I find a rodent,
Where can I find a rodent like that

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny
I've been cool with the lines
Aint that the way love's supposed to be

Tell me, where can I find a rodent like that….