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Song Parodies -> "Jessie's Pants"

Original Song Title:

"Jessie's Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"Jessie's Pants"

Parody Written by:

Tolyri

The Lyrics

I used to work with a crazy woman who would wear her 8-year-old daughter's clothes to work. Sometimes she could pull it off, but when she walked into the office wearing skin-tight, sparkly, purple jeans, I had to write the new lyrics. (For the record, her daughter's name is actually Jessie.)
Jessie is a girl
Yeah, you know she's a daughter of mine
But lately something's changed
It ain't hard to define
Jessie's got herself some pants
And I wanna make them mine

And she's got my eyes
And she's getting my body, I just know it
And I'm going through her closet late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie's pants
I wish that I had Jessie's pants
Why can't I find them in women's sizes

I play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty but the pants are so cute
I'm gonna wear them on Friday 'cause they look good with my boots

'Cause she's got my eyes
And she's getting my body I just know it
And I'm going through her closet late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie's pants
I wish that I had Jessie's pants
Why can't I find them
Why can't I find them in women's sizes

And I'm looking in the mirror all the time
Wondering why they make fun of me
They've got glitter, they sparkle and shine
Doesn't purple look good on me

Tell me
Why can't I find them in women's sizes

You know I wish that I had Jessie's pants
I wish that I had Jessie's pants
I want Jessie's pants
Why can't I find them in women's sizes
Like Jessie's pants

I wish that I had Jessie's pants

I want, I want Jessie's pants

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Stephen Harrington - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Strangely funny, 5s.

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