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Song Parodies -> "Jesse's Girl 2006"

Original Song Title:

"Jesse's Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"Jesse's Girl 2006"

Parody Written by:

James Giering

The Lyrics

The song pretty much explains it; the hot girl the singer pined for in "Jesse's Girl" is still with his friend Jesse some 25 years later and now she's not exactly the object of his desire.
Jesse's Girl, 2006


Jesse is a friend—
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
In the eighties something changed
It ain't hard to define:
Jesse got himself a girl and back then she was so fine

Now she's walking with forty-inch thighs
And she's crushing him with her body, (I just know it!)
And he's feeding her Pepperidge Farms late, late at night

You know I'm glad I don't have Jesse's girl
I'm glad I don't have Jesse's girl;
How can a fine woman turn so fat?

She wears the ropes in the parade,
Sits on a dollar and makes change
You know I feel so dirty
Cause I thought that she was cute
I wanna tell her, "skip the butter"
But the point is probably moot

Cause she's walking with forty-inch thighs
And she's crushing him with her body, (I just know it!)
And he's feeding her Pepperidge Farms late, late at night

You know I'm glad I don't have Jesse's girl
I'm glad I don't have Jesse's girl;
How can a fine woman turn so fat?

Now she's taking up two mirrors at a time
And she can't even see her feet
Jesse's money goes to Cool Whip and pie
And anything else she wants to eat

Tell me: How did a fine woman turn so fat?

(Instrumental, repeat refrain, fade out)

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 8

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Agrimorfee - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good James, although I don't thin verse 2 worked as well as everything else did.
Stephen Harrington - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
555, pretty good if alittle rough.
Larry Hensley - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Liked it. 5s
LaLa - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like a man who never grew up.
Mare Garrel - July 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it!

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