Jerry Springer sucks
Yeah,I used to watch that show on TV
And although strippers fought
The drag queens you see
Springer's a really bad show
And it is plain sucked to me
My dad's watching it everyday
And I hated him so stupid,I can't stand it
Springer's just a show you love to hate,hate for sure

You know I can't stand that Springer show
I cannot stand that Springer show
Why can't I watch a talk show like that

The transvestites on parade
That doesn't seem to be a terrible fued
You know I feel so dirty when I watch this talk show
I really hate him,it's wicked,so prepare to go with the flow
My dad's watching it everyday
And I hated him so stupid,I can't stand it
Springer's just a show you love to hate,hate the most

You know I can't stand that Springer show
I cannot stand that Springer show
Why can't I watch a talk show like that

That Springer show
I cannot stand that Springer show
Why can't I watch a talk show
Why can't I watch a talk show like that

And I'm watching some Seinfeld all the time
Tune into some sitcom Yes,Dear
Yes,Dear's funny,can't stand Leann Rimes
Ain't that if Springer heats up right here
Tell me why can't I watch a talk show like that

My dad's watching it everyday
And I hated him so stupid,I can't stand it
Springer's just a show you love to hate,hate all right

You know I can't stand that Springer show
I cannot stand that Springer show
Why can't I watch a talk show like that
That Springer show
I hated that Springer show
Some dumb,some dumb Springer show