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Song Parodies -> "Never Gonna Give Coke Up"

Original Song Title:

"Never Going to Give You Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Astley

Parody Song Title:

"Never Gonna Give Coke Up"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

For Jon, who drinks Diet Pepsi!
There's two sodas I love
Neither which are 7-Up or Sprite
Colas are the type I love
And Dr. Pepper I like sometimes

Cold Coke I enjoy sipping
Fizzing sound from bottle or can

(Chorus)
Never gonna give Coke up
Never gonna put it down
Never gonna change brands and desert you
Never gonna generic try
Never gonna let Mountain Dew buy
Never gonna Sam's Club try and forget you

I've been drinking you for so long
Caffeinating, feel satisfied
Can't debate it
Great buys, when a sale is on
Buck a 2 liter, cart's filled up real high

And if you ask me what I'm drinking
It's Coca-Cola the Real Thing

(Chorus) x2

(Never, ever, give you up)
(My gut is tough)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Coke up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Coke up)

Several decades and still strong
New Coke notwithstanding
That was a mistake
Mystic Coke will soon come along
I'll try it out, with Coke you can't go wrong

My favorite beverage I'm drinking
Coke's always in demand

(Chorus) x3

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Jonathan - September 11, 2017 - Report this comment
fun song, huh? 455
Rob Arndt - September 11, 2017 - Report this comment
I was originally going to use "cocaine" as the topic, but opted for the soft drink instead, Jon. Ironically, the original Coca-Cola had a bit of cocaine in it.

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