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Song Parodies -> "Never Gonna Give the Wall Up"

Original Song Title:

"Never Gonna Give You Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Astley

Parody Song Title:

"Never Gonna Give the Wall Up"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Trump and the Wall...
It's still going to go up
But it might take some time
Gotta get a budget the REPs will love
$26 Billion seems much too high

Would be better at $13 Billion
Gotta work on these plans

(Chorus)
Never gonna give the Wall up
Never gonna let fans down
Gonna make America proud that we built you
We're gonna take great pride
With our Immigration strides
Reinforced far and wide and so improved

Sealing the border can't be wrong
Drugs and guns stopping, and
Mexico to pay for it
Stateside, gotta stop the heroin
We know that shame and we're gonna treat it

ICE has the illegals leavin'
Better border control and vetting plans

(Chorus) [x2]

(Won't give you up)
(It's going to go up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give the Wall up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give the Wall up)

Sealing the border can't be wrong
Drugs and guns stopping, and
Mexico to pay for it
Stateside, gotta stop the heroin
We know that shame and we're gonna treat it

ICE has the illegals leavin'
Better border control and vetting plans

(Chorus) [x3]

Repeat & Fade out

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Onslaught - May 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Well Rob, I must say this one of the most... *Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around an hurt you* You've been Rick rolled buddy. 5s
American Patriot - May 01, 2017 - Report this comment
BUILD THAT WALL!!!
Amanda - May 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Build a bridge, not a wall.
Onslaught - May 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Build a bridge to the wall. Everybody wins.
Secure Borders - May 01, 2017 - Report this comment
^^ ICE is coming for you!
@Amanda - May 01, 2017 - Report this comment
That's what Hillary said and she LOST, b*tch! You cannot subvert the will of the American people who voted Trump in. The Wall is coming while illegals are going!
Jonathan - May 01, 2017 - Report this comment
naturally Trump won't give up on the wall. we now actually have a president who is trying to keep his campaign promises, folks! 455
Not Afraid - May 01, 2017 - Report this comment
@Amanda – You're a lowlife. A Mexican illegal has more class than you, plus he'll pick your tomatoes and clean your hotel room after you've left it like the pig you are.
A wall is a symbol of national fear and cowardice!
Consuela from Family Guy - May 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Noooo... Noooo. I stay here. Taxpayers pay for me.
@Not Afraid - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Go play a game of hide and GFYS you pantload.
Seriously - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
So some of you leftard SJWs support border security for other sovereign nations, but NOT the United States? What bullsh*t is that? One idiot talks about manual labor and low skill set jobs as if America depends on Mexico for survival. White people did those jobs long before illegals did. Even many white farmers in the Antebellum South had no slaves and toiled the fields all day. That's where the term "redneck" comes from. So spare me what Mexicans do for America besides break our laws, rape and kill our women , move guns, gang violence, and drugs into our cities, and ship earnings back to Mexico to smuggle more of their kind into the States. Here's to the deportation of ALL illegals in the States and may Trump build that Wall at all cost.
Not Afraid - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
@Seriously – Every word you wrote was stupid, including "and" and "the."
@@Not Afraid – Thanks for confirming that you're a lowlife.
Billy from the South - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
^ scumbag commie couldn't formulate an appropriate answer to Seriously, so resorts to simpleton response.
Reality - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
I'd like to see Not Afraid mouth off to I.C.E.
Not Afraid - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
I'll give you four or more imbeciles an easy lesson about walls – something you never learned in your li'l' ol' schoolhouse.
1. The Iron Curtain, a political wall enforced by a nuclear-armed dictatorship, was designed to keep captive people in, not to protect those people from outsiders. By 1991, the U.S.S.R. dictatorship was gone.
2. The Great Wall of China. It's estimated that millions worked on it for over 2,000 years. It extended over 6,000 miles, consumed the wealth of a nation and was a failure. Not only did it not stop invaders, it left the Chinese with no place to go. What if that money had been spent instead on military training, education, and diplomacy?
3. The Berlin Wall. Built in 1961, the Russians lied that it was meant to safeguard the East Germans' socialist paradise from the West. Actually, it was designed to stop the flood of East Germans trying to escape their hell. But in 1989 they knocked it down with hammers, the Soviet Empire died two years later and became the impoverished kleptocracy we still have.
4. North Korea, Iran, and other countries with dictatorships or a religious theocracy may not have actual walls, but walls that are built with soldiers and guns. Not to keep threats out, but to keep it's own people hostage.
So walls fail. They always fail. But what hasn't failed? America hasn't failed unless we waste our time and money on building a prison.
Things the imbeciles don't know:
More Mexicans leave every year than come into to the country.
Only 1 of every 9 lost jobs were moved overseas. The other jobs were lost to automation. Those jobs are still here, only done by robots. That's why our productivity has skyrocketed even though jobs disapeared. But they didn't all disappear, and many new jobs have been created. There are 5.8 million jobs unfilled because people don't have the skills to do those jobs.
So what would you spend our money on? Building a wall, or retraining Americans to qualify for those high-paying skilled jobs? Which makes the most sense to you?
Finally, comparing immigrants to snakes, rapists, a Trojan Horse and poisoned candy is actually a smear of our entire nation of immigrants. To me, that's obvious. We are people. Human beings.
True Patriot - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
^ nice, long-winded speech that can be taken apart with ease. Your wall history lesson is invalid when it comes to the United States and it's porous southern border. We don't seek to keep anyone in, but we do seek to stop illegal immigration not only from Mexico, but all the Central and South American third world sh*tholes whose worst cross Mexico's border to get to ours. We seek to fortify the existing fence, use ground-mapping radar and various sensors to detect underground tunnels and night crossers as well as deployment of UAV, combat drones, and military robots to destroy these threats backed up by more border patrol personnel and ICE agent authority to arrest, detain, and deport illegals immediately. You conveniently failed to address the issues associated with illegal immigrants including cartel and gang violence which leads to murder; the epidemic of illegal drugs pouring into our nation; the smuggling of guns as well as human beings for sex trafficking; anchor babies for illegal citizenship and all rights that come with being born on OUR soil; and the bypassing of legitimate and legal entry into our nation. Our taxpayers pay the price everyday for illegal immigration and all of it's vile byproducts. We are a sovereign nation and it is demanded that our armed forces as well as politically elected leaders protect OUR people, not the influx of people from failed states and those from a neighbor that does not enforce it's own borders. As a taxpayer and patriot, I want my money to protect Americans born HERE and legalized HERE through proper legal procedures. That's how the old "melting pot" used to work. You apply, wait, enter, learn, assimilate, and become a citizen. My dad, a business owner, used to say: "If you run a business and someone comes through the front door, they tend to be a customer. But if they come through the back door, they tend to be a thief or murderer. I agree you pompous, ignorant, raving jackass. Remember Kate Steinle! And F* ck this know-nothing, unpatriotic, leftard asswipe.
Taxpayer - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
My sentiments exactly. The guns, drugs, violence, and burden on the taxpayers to pay for these people has to stop. Doing nothing at the southern border will not make things better for America. We will only be less safe.
Nancy Corrigan - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
I agree with Not Afraid that national border walls are moral poison for its inhabitants and, in effect, make us prisoners in our own land by way of isolationism.
Anybody who calls himself a "true patriot," as above, can be counted on to be the enemy of all that's decent: a lowdown thug.
Trump has made it seem that the Mexican-American border is unprotected, unguarded, and unfenced—a no man’s land where he claims “Mexican rapists” come through to reap destruction on our innocent American brethren. However, the border is quite protected. The United States allots $3.7 billion dollars a year on border patrolmen and $3.2 billion on border inspectors to protect the divide. The U.S. has also constructed a fence which runs along parts of the Mexican-American border. The resources already apportioned to protecting the border of our allied neighbor are astronomical. How many more U.S. tax dollars will go to fulfilling Trump’s fortified fantasies? Trump’s wall will cost billions, money which can instead be invested in our children’s education or top-notch health care for those in need.
Walls do not only act as physical barriers, but symbolic barriers. By creating an obvious divide between Mexico and America, Trump will be creating a divide between the American and Mexican people. Ever since Trump proposed his wall plans, racist and bigoted Americans have been striking Mexican-Americans while the iron is hot, blaming them for stealing American jobs, criminalizing America, and staying here illegally. By building a wall, Trump will enforce that notion, and further build walls around American hearts. By building a wall, Trump will be destroying the equality that has allowed America to take progressive leaps forward, instead of regressive steps back. By building a wall, Trump will teach the children of America that our “land of the free, and home of the brave” builds barriers, instead of bridges.
Nancy Corrigan - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Actually, True Patriot is not so much a lowdown thug as he is a coward in an impotent rage. Check out his obscene, bile-spewing last three sentences. So typical of a frightened, limp little man of the Right.
True Patriot - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
It's so nice of Nancy to disassociate herself from the violent reality of illegal immigration. All the drugs, guns, rapes and murders committed by these savages not only from Mexico, but Nicaragua, Honduras, and other miserable third world gutters. Nancy doesn't know the facts nor the testimony of border patrol agents, ICE agents, cops in border cities, etc... Instead, being the gutless, uncaring liberal that she is, she changes the subject to her leftist agenda like a Bernie Sanders clone. Pie in the sky nonsense and the common humanity plea. Wake up, Nancy, Americans are dying here due to illegal immigrants and their transport of guns and drugs. I only wish that YOU were killed by an an illegal immigrant rather than Kate in a so-called sanctuary city. That YOU were a sex slave being sold by Mexican slavers. That YOU lay dying over drug abuse from heroin coming in from the southern border. That the gang MS13 murdered YOUR loved ones. Counter that you traitor to the laws of our land and Constitution that defends the United States of America. YOU should be deported as well. You don't deserve to live here.
Commiebuster - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Nancy would be home in North Korea with her beloved leader!
Not Afraid - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
It's time to shovel away True Patriot's hysterical b.s. and get to the facts. Several studies, over many years, have concluded that immigrants are less likely to commit crimes than people born in the United States. To the point under discussion: Experts say the available evidence does NOT support the idea that UNDOCUMENTED immigrants commit a disproportionate share of crime!!
“There’s no way I can mess with the numbers to get a different conclusion,” said Alex Nowrasteh, immigration policy analyst at the libertarian Cato Institute, which advocates more liberal immigration laws.
Analyses of census data from 1980 through 2010 show that among men ages 18 to 49, immigrants were one-half to one-fifth as likely to be incarcerated as those born in the United States. Across all ages and sexes, about 7 percent of the nation’s population are noncitizens, while figures from the Justice Department show that only about 5 percent of inmates in state and federal prisons are noncitizen.
All immigration should be legal? Sure! But there are many illegals here who are imported and exploited by American-born employers. I am not afraid of those overwhelmingly good people. I am much more afraid of fear mongers and bigots and hiders behind walls like True Patriot and his kind. His ranting of false news is the real danger and is creating right here the kind of repressive banana republic that he hates so viciously. Thanks, Nancy.
Leftards make me puke - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Nancy is a Nutsy and No Fear is a queer. No wonder the Democrat Party is falling apart. They live in fantasy land and make decisions by feel good emotion devoid of reality.
U.S.A., U.S.A.!!! - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
BUILD THAT WALL!!!
Anonymous - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
^^ This is the primitive level of discourse you get from Trumpistas. All hat, no cattle. Their profound ignorance and snarling hatred of the Other and disdain for facts are, at the same time, unAmerican and shamefully American.
Also anonymous - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
https://youtu.be/4WI0ZBp64pU
Soldier of Odin - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
^^ meaningless words from an Antifa piece of sh*t. Rot in hell, traitor!
Simple Facts - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Trump won, Hillary lost. Democrat Party has no power. Antifa, SJWs, college libs and ignorant socialists are getting their asses kicked in public, run over, and arrested. Be glad we don't hang you for treason. Black Lives Matter is a domestic terror organization that advocates the killing of police. The Right rules and there's nothing you Commie Leftists can do about it.
José Jimenez - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
I am an undocumented Mexican super patriot with 23 anchor babies and a hot North Korean wife. I do what no gringo will do. I work 10 hours a day under the scorching sun in the fake meat fields, picking Spam. Some day, I will take over your country, together with its propane and propane-related products. And I won't need no stinkin' badge.
Luis Goldberg - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Me and the other Latin Kings are going to spray graffiti on your stinkin' wall.
? - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
... from the _other_ side?
@Simple Farts - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
The Right rules? Read the news, dummy. The fractured Republican House just passed a spending bill with no money for a wall and continued funding for Planned Parenthood and sanctuary cities. How are you big winners doing on your repeal and replace ACA that you've been at for 7 years? It's just too complicated for Trump, I can tell you and believe me.
Trump - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Fake news, folks!
Valerie Lucio - May 04, 2017 - Report this comment
^^ AHCA passed the House on the way to the Senate in June. Goodbye Obamacrud! Here's to religious freedom as well! The evil Left cannot stop us.
Trump Cheerleader - May 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Give me a W! W! Give me an A! A! Give me a L! L! Give me another L! L! What's that spell? MEXICO'S GONNA PAY FOR IT!!!

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