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Song Parodies -> "The Mercenaries Aren't Giving Up"

Original Song Title:

"Never Gonna Give You Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Astley

Parody Song Title:

"The Mercenaries Aren't Giving Up"

Parody Written by:

Bluetooth

The Lyrics

My parody of the popular RPG series, Fire Emblem. This is only about the games featuring Ike for the Gamecube and Wii.
Zelgius to be rid of
Follow the rules of turn based war
They need to throw down their dueling glove
Greil Mercenaries aren’t ones you can ignore
Ragnell is the sword Ike will be needing
Gotta take back Melior.

They are never giving up, they are taking Black Knight down
They are gonna stand their ground and plow through
They are gonna make their troop, adding soldiers to their group.
They are gonna build support and accrue.

Advancing through all the cutscenes
XP is gaining and they find strong weaponry
Winning the skirmishes by all means
They know the rules and they’re never gonna flee
And if they lose some of their units
Don't worry cause they’ll still drag on

They are never giving up, they are taking Black Knight down
They are gonna win so they can continue
They are gonna win their clash, they are gonna earn some cash.
They are gonna counter-strike and pull through

They are never giving up, they are taking Black Knight down
They are gonna level up and improve
They are gonna master skills, they are gonna score some kills
They are gonna strategize with each move
never giving up, never giving up (Ooh) never giving up, never giving up (giving up)

They know the strengths and weaknesses
Each type of weapon beats a different one
They keep on adding their successes.
They know the Mad King War has been won
Nothing’s gonna stop these mercenaries
Gotta get the Emblem back.

They are never giving up, they are taking Ashnard down
They are gonna stand their ground and plow through
They are gonna make their troop, adding soldiers to their group.
They are gonna build support and accrue.

They are never giving up, they are taking Ashnard down
They are gonna win so they can continue
They are gonna win their clash, they are gonna earn some cash.
They are gonna counter-strike and pull through

They are never giving up, they are taking Ashnard down
They are gonna level up and improve
They are gonna master skills, they are gonna score some kills
They are gonna strategize with each move

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