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Song Parodies -> "Chauffeur Of 55"

Original Song Title:

"Waitress In The Sky"

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Original Performer:

Replacements

Parody Song Title:

"Chauffeur Of 55"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Wilder

The Lyrics

Note: Not all city bus drivers are like this. I only wrote this after dealing with a few of the ones described in this song: IE Those who drive off without giving people a chance to get on, those who take off without giving people a chance to find a seat and one particular one who wouldn't let me bring a bottle of soda on board the bus even though the rules say "Okay in covered containers" and the bottle had a cap on it. In other words, all bus drivers on power trips. Also, the 55 refers to the average maximum number of passengers on a city bus once all the seats are taken and there's still a large number of people standing.
They're never on time, go so fast they make you slip
Always on the move, always on a power trip
Driving like Jeff Gordon, big deal you get to drive
You ain't nothing but a chauffeur of 55
You ain't nothing but a chauffeur of 55

Paid my fair, don't wanna complain
Won't let me take my drink, even though I'm in heat pain
Treat one like a serf, even those that wear a tie
Cause you ain't nothing but a chauffeur of 55
You ain't nothing but a chauffeur of 55

And when I came to the terminal just as you pulled out
All you did was beep at me as I chase and shout
Don't treat me special, even though it may rain
Just understand that all you bring sometimes is pain

Never give people a chance to sit
Even though they may fall, hit their head and make it split
A city transit bus driver, my oh my
You ain't nothing but a chauffeur of 55
You ain't nothing but a chauffeur of 55
You ain't nothing but a chauffeur of 55

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