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Song Parodies -> "The Lollipops of Danson"

Original Song Title:

"The Politics of Dancing"

Original Performer:

Re-Flex

Parody Song Title:

"The Lollipops of Danson"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

He likes his Danish
Dessert is in his man cave
The dieticians
Are MIA

His waistline was spreading
From ration to ration
Every confection
Increased elation

But to blow a blow pop is
How he starts his day
He's got a big poppy tray

The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a choo-choo chewy chew

The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a glucose mucous goo

His thundering fissure
Is a fountain of poo
Cause what you weigh
Is what you doo

He's into Grapette's
He's into fruity chews
Now his complexion
Is worse than Elmer's Glue

But you know he can't top it
When a pop's the play
He's gotta make sucky-day

The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
Like a muu-muu needs a moo

(instrumental)

The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a glucose mucous goo

The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a cootchy cootchy coo

The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a hooey phooey foo

The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a scooby dooby doo

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Rob Arndt - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Reminded me of the old Tootsie Pop commercials with Mr. Owl- 555 licks? No, three!!!
Porfle Popnecker - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment
The world may never know.
Callmelennie - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment
This message is not understood, Porf ... but I'm giving you fives anyway!!
Porfle Popnecker - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment
I'll take 'em.
Glenn - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment
https://jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/telly-savalas-greeting-card-19202-p.jpg
Martha Reeve and the Vandellas - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Porfle's here and the time is right for "Danson in The Street" .. All we need are lyrics, sweet lyrics, there'll be subbing everywhere ...... That's yo' next parody, Sugar
Porfle Popnecker - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment
You make me feel like Danson!
Rob Arndt - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Now Profile, can you do something with (Tony) Danza?
Rob Arndt - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment
*Porfle... damn Spellchecker!!!
CML - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment
You should be Danson .. yeah!!
The Boss - June 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Even if he's just Danson in the dark?
Rob Arndt - June 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey, it could be Danson in the streets !
Frank Zappa - June 25, 2016 - Report this comment
You people are making Danson fools of yourselves with all these pathetic puns
Porfle Popnecker - June 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Danson, Danson, Danson....he's a Danson machine!
Rob Arndt - June 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Can't stop Danson? (Captain & Tennille)
Danson Queen - June 26, 2016 - Report this comment
OOOOOOH!!! If I hear ONE MORE of these DR-R-R-READFUL Danson puns, I'm going to have a hemorrhage. BO-O-O-O-ORING!!!!!!
Lionel Ritchie - June 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Oh, got a feeling, that we've reached the Danson ceiling ..... for Danson puns, that is
Scandalous - June 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Danson in the sheets?
George Takei - June 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Danson in the sheets? ... OH, MY!!!!!
Steve - June 26, 2016 - Report this comment
You know, he could be a Danson Queen ;-)
D Giorgio Coniglio dec - June 26, 2016 - Report this comment
This song, where DTKOS or most references, is beyond me or is it? With lyrics filled with doo, fruity chews, glucose etc..... Is the secret meaning that you are confused re daMson plums? Dancin' would be a side-effect.
Agrimorfee - June 27, 2016 - Report this comment
PP, goin' full Random...geez, that was weird. 555
Callmelennie - June 27, 2016 - Report this comment
What's Ted Danson's opinion on the Democratic sit in? Does he want them to get out of the way? Is this question understood? It's about the politics of Danson
Porfle Popnecker - June 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Last time I saw him, he was Danson around the subject.
Callmelennie - June 27, 2016 - Report this comment
No song reference in that last pun, Porfle -- that's a Twist
Porfle Popnecker - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
I ran out of references, so I had to sink or swim. Now I feel like a jerk.
Rob Arndt - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Porfle, Keep on Danson! And if you see Lionel Richie, ask him about Danson on the Ceiling ;-)
Callmelennie - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey no, Porfle, dont feel bad just cause you couldn't come up with anythi- ......... Wait a minute, Jerk is the name of a dance from the Fifties. Wow, that almost went over my head -- kinda like that "Danson On The Ceiling" reference
CML - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
I cant keep up with you guys. I'm throwing in The Towel, no pun intended (because there isn't one) From here on out, you guys are "Danson With Yourselves." (uh oh)
Porfle Popnecker - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Just remember to keep it clean, folks. We don't want any Dirty Danson here.
King Harvest - June 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Especially if it's Danson in the moonlight. Talk about a vile and un-natural sight!!
The Boss - June 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Are these puns for hire? I wanna rent some. Even if it's just "Danson in the dark."
Rob Arndt - June 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Porfle, You Should be Danson!
Porfle Popnecker - June 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Glad we don't have any Kinks fans here. I'm not sure I want to hear "Come Danson."
Whoopi Goldberg - June 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Of course not, Porfle. On the other hand I used to sing that to Teddy every night. And you're right, Teddy was a Danson machine
George Takei - June 30, 2016 - Report this comment
OH, MY!!!
The Shat - June 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Belay those outbursts, Helmsman. Keep manning your post. ...... (Sigh) And all this time I thought Chekhov was the one who was gay

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