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Song Parodies -> "Ball Busters"

Original Song Title:

"Ghostbusters"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ray Parker Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Ball Busters"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Part of my Ages of Amiright.............. Part 5
BALL BUSTERS!

Buy a can of paint, and you lock and load
Capsules are too small…
BALL BUSTERS!

When you're toe to ear
Cammo dressed with hood
Going to the mall?
BALL BUSTERS!

You got sprayed and you're toast
You got sprayed and you're toast

If you're feeling stings
Splattered paint round "nads
You's getting' sprawled
BALL BUSTERS!

You're like Jackie Chan
With black belt you're clad (Ow!)
Child made you fall
BALL BUSTERS!

Paint grenade hurts the most
Paint grenade hurts the most

BOOM! You're gonna crawl…
BALL BUSTERS!

To be Laura Croft
Don't try Air Soft
Paintball…
BALL BUSTERS!

Leap away from fly balls
Mmmm…
I hear the cattle calls
"What you "fraid of muh balls?!"

Splat!
Splat!
Splat!
Splat!!!

How Yeh Gonna Brawl?
BALL BUSTERS!

If you're enthralled
And you got blue balls
Baby,
Don't be appalled…
BALL BUSTERS!

"Ouch!!!"

Yikes! Get down son!!!
Colored welts don't feel good

You're in pain from paint dose
Masochist diagnosed

When you're caught alone
You're owned
BALL BUSTERS!

When you want to Top Score
The team with less blood and gore
And still able to crawl…
BALL BOASTERS!

Splattered on the wall…
BALL BUSTERS!

Blasting made him fall…
BALL BUSTERS!

Diving from them all…
BALL BUSTERS!

Hope the gun don't stall…
BALL BUSTERS!

(Mocking voice)
"I just smeared you"

Fired tons at Paul…
BALL BUSTERS!

"Ow! Hurts!"
BALL BUSTERS!

Yup, I had the gall…
BALL BUSTERS

Don't be that appalled
BALL BUSTERS

It's my kind of brawl
BRAWL LUSTERS

(Laughs)
"You wimps all play like girls, dude"

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 11

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Jack Wilson - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Love the OS,love the parody, freakin HILARIOUS stuff here.
Ann Hammond - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
What Jack Wilson said
Agrimorfee - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) A pretty good twist on a well-worn, much-parodied OS.
alvin rhodes - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
fives coming your way...duck !
John Barry - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
My fave of the day so far.
Below Average Dave - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Honestly, brings back memories. . .both of the fantastic cheesy movie Ghostbusters and my favorite past-time, I will elaborate when I read it again during ages
tomario - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SPLAT ! take 555 for a hummdinger of a parody
Wolverine - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Matthias is taking aim at some 555's.
Below Average Dave - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Not bad Matthias. . .not bad. . .and considering the song was a theme song--I guess I couldn't expect it to be of epic nature. . .but very good:)
bobpiecheese - April 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Paintball! I've never payed that, but my brother has, and he says those little balls hurt like hell! And as for the parody...awesome!
Michael McVey - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
This was really funny!
Jack Wilson - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
See above,might be my fav of yours this year so far
MIKE - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment
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