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Song Parodies -> "Card Captors"

Original Song Title:

"Ghostbusters"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ray Parker, Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Card Captors"

Parody Written by:

Charles Xavier

The Lyrics

If there's something strange
In the Clow Card book.
Who you gonna call?
Card Captors!
If there's something queer
And it don't look good.
Who you gonna call?
Card Captors!
I ain't afraid of no cards!
I ain't afraid of no cards!

If you're seeing cards,
Flying through your head,
Who can you call?
Card Captors!
Mr. Eriol-chan,
Sleeping in your bed.
Oh, who you gonna call?
Card Captors!
I ain't afraid of no cards!
I ain't afraid of no cards!

Who you gonna call?
Card Captors!
If you're home alone, pick up the phone
And dial
Card Captors!

I ain't afraid of no cards
I hear they like to dance.
I ain't afraid of no cards!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Who you gonna call? Card Captors!
If you've grown tired of some magic cards, baby,
You'd better call,
Card Captors!

Let me tell you something,
Sealing them makes me feel good!

I ain't afraid of no cards!
I ain't afraid of no cards!

Don't get caught alone, oh no!
Card Captors!
When they burst through your door,
Unless you just want some more,
I think you better call,
Card Captors!
Ow!

Who you gonna call?
Card Captors!

Who can you call?
Card Captors!

I think you better call,
Card Captors!

Oh, who you gonna call?
Card Captors!

I can't hear you!

Who you gonna call?
Card Captors!

Louder!
Card Captors!

Who you gonna call?
Card Captors!

Who you gonna call?
Card Captors!

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