-> "I Wanna Knee your Testis"
Original Song Title:
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Wanna Knee your Testis"
The Lyrics
Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours ago
I wanna knee your testis
Using no kneepads and not even the elbow
I wanna knee your testis
Just keep your legs wide open
Spread it out a bit
Don't cover your crotch
With your dirty mitts
Just close your eyes
It won't hurt a bit
But oh oh oh oh AWWW!
Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours ago
I wanna knee your testis
Not because I am bored or anything else
I wanna knee your testis
Not because we hate you, not because we care
Just that we like it
We wanna really share
The real real feelings when we begin attempting
Of us kneeing your balls
Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours ago
I wanna knee your testis
Forming a line from Burbank to New York
We wanna knee your testis
Just stand there for a second, like a mannequin
Rise up all above it, take it like a man
Hurry, hurry, hurry, for its my turn again
To knee knee your testicles
Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours ago
I wanna knee your testis
Doesn't it look like hurtful when I did it
I wanna knee your testis
With a kick to the area
It's like being insane
But being kicked in the balls
By a pretty maid
Who kicked like a stallion
It's really really shameful
You are a great sport
Knee knee knee knee knee knee knee knee
I wanna knee your testis (repeated 4X)
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