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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Knee your Testis"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Sedated"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Knee your Testis"

Parody Written by:

Norman Wanman

The Lyrics

I was bored and I was dry for the day. This was written out of complete boredom. And I felt like kicking someone down there. Seriously. After finding out my alma mater changed some rules for the students, I felt like that. Enjoy. It hurts, it hurts.
Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours ago
I wanna knee your testis
Using no kneepads and not even the elbow
I wanna knee your testis
Just keep your legs wide open
Spread it out a bit
Don't cover your crotch
With your dirty mitts
Just close your eyes
It won't hurt a bit
But oh oh oh oh AWWW!

Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours ago
I wanna knee your testis
Not because I am bored or anything else
I wanna knee your testis
Not because we hate you, not because we care
Just that we like it
We wanna really share
The real real feelings when we begin attempting
Of us kneeing your balls

Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours ago
I wanna knee your testis
Forming a line from Burbank to New York
We wanna knee your testis
Just stand there for a second, like a mannequin
Rise up all above it, take it like a man
Hurry, hurry, hurry, for its my turn again
To knee knee your testicles

Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours ago
I wanna knee your testis
Doesn't it look like hurtful when I did it
I wanna knee your testis
With a kick to the area
It's like being insane
But being kicked in the balls
By a pretty maid
Who kicked like a stallion
It's really really shameful
You are a great sport

Knee knee knee knee knee knee knee knee
I wanna knee your testis (repeated 4X)
This parody is a copyright of Norman Wanman aka Fayte aka Symphix aka eiseys. The original song is copyrighted to The Ramones. Please visit http://forumites.com/forums. Do leave comments. Thank you!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Mark Richardson - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, I think this is funny! but uhm...TOS was made in the late 70's and the first line in each verse of TOS is "twenty twenty twenty four hours to go" (after all, that makes more sense when preceding the title). Still, I wanna vote 5/5/5.
alvin rhodes - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
frantically funny
John Barry - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I think the kneeee would wanta be sedated.
Meriadoc - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Matched the punk style of the OS quite well.
Yoidy - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Good beat, but ya gotta protect yer meat! 555
Johnny D - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like a real "Casino Royale Whuppin' " !!
Norman Wanman - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, it was like the queue for Star Wars: The Revenge of the Sith. Long lines and bonfires. Thanks everyone and Mark Richardson, you are right but the singer is singing about the hype of the kicking 'it' and how much he wanted to do it again. Thanks again for the comments.

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