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Song Parodies -> "Putin and His Toys"

Original Song Title:

"Come On Feel.the Noise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Quiet Riot

Parody Song Title:

"Putin and His Toys"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Russia's new weapons aren't doing too good.
Putin and his toys
Threats with them do annoy
Acts like a child, child, child
Who's wild, wild, wild

Red tyrant with an evil mind
Uses oil money

To buy his toys
To buy his toys

But they don't work most of the time
They're kind of junky

Misplaced pride
Misplaced pride
Builds more
For show

Putin and his toys
Threats with them do annoy
Acts like a child, child, child
Who's wild, wild, wild

Putin and his toys
Threats with them do annoy
Acts like a child, child, child
Crazy!

S-300s shoved in NATO's face
Missile fury

Scans the skies
Hitting all that flies

But lately wasn't the case
Israeli fury

Radars got fried
Systems died
In a war
Syrians know, first to go...

Putin and his toys
Threats with them do annoy
Acts like a child, child, child
Who's wild, wild, wild

Putin and his toys
Threats with them do annoy
Acts like a child, child, child
Crazy!
A-hole

Su-57 was a threat alright
We should've know better

Performance denied
Defects inside

Now it's pulled off the line
Superflanker was better

A waste of time
A waste of time
(Back to) drawing board
Gotta go...

Putin and his toys
Threats with them do annoy
Acts like a child, child, child
Who's wild, wild, wild

Putin and his toys
Threats with them do annoy
Acts like a child, child, child
Crazy!

New AKs not worth it
12s and 15s jerkin' (jammin' not workin')
In the field, field, field
Need a new rifle, rifle, rifle
An-94 they had it right (but was an expensive toy)

And hypersonic flight
Slow development cycle
Internal fights

Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!

Putin and his toys
Threats with them do annoy
Acts like a child, child, child
Who's wild, wild, wild

Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!

Putin needs to get real
And shut up all his noise!!!

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Jonathan - July 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Russian to give this 5s! thanks for Putin up with the pun!
Rob Arndt - July 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon!

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