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Song Parodies -> "Bohemian TV"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhasody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bohemian TV"

Parody Written by:

Corey N.

The Lyrics

Is this the real knife?
Is this just profanity?
Caught in a bomb site?
No escape from Network TV
Open your eyes
Look into the HI-FI
You see
This is just garbage
On the Network TV
Because ratings are
Easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the cable goes
It really matters to me
To me
Momma can I watch this?
No little one
There are too many guns
Momma, can I please watch this?
Oh no I'm gonna have to throw it away!
Momma! Oh no!
Didn't mean to make you snap
Fine I'll watch PBS
Walk away
Walk away
So I can watch PBS
Too late
It's time has come
Now to throw away TV
For entertainment you'll have to read
Goodbye, "Everybody
"Loves Raymond"
Gotta get rid of "The Simpsons" too
Momma! Oh no!
I don't want it to die
I sometimes wish you'd never had me at all!
(Long guitar solo)
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Cowabunga, Cowabunga
Will you do the Bartman?
Gun fights and robbery's
Very, very frightening to me
Cowabunga yo!
Mignific-D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh!
Now listen here, boy
I really love you
I'm just a bored boy nobody loves me
Spare me my life from this dumb monstrosity
The ratings are
Easy come, easy go
Will you let me watch?
Oh no!
I will not let you watch!
Let him watch!
Oh no!
I will not let you watch!
Let him watch!
Oh no!
I will not let you watch!
Let me watch!
Will not let you watch!
Let me watch!
Will not let you watch!
Let me watcccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
No! No! No! No!
Oh Momma please a!
Oh Momma please a!
Oh Momma please a let me watch!
I won't give up
The TV is a devil to me!
To me!
To meeeeeeee!
So you think you can control me and spit in my pie!?
So you think you can hurt me and destroy HI-FI!?
Oh Momma!
Can't do this to me Momma!
Just gotta get out!
Just gotta get right oughta here!
(Long guitar solo)
Nothin' really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing's really wrong with TV
(Anyway the cable goes)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 1.8
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 5

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Parody police - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
The band is Queen, not Quenn, and it came out in the 70s, not the 80s.
Agrimorfee - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
To be fair, the shining moment was "Kowabunga!" as the sub for "Mama Mia". I wish that you could have done the whole thing with the Simpsons instead.
Charley Tuna - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Not funny at all,rhymes for rhymes' sake,begone child!!!!
Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I think the idea is brilliant, but sadly the pacing was just a bit off. With a bit of work, it would flow much better.

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