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Song Parodies -> "I Want a New Knee"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to Break Free"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"I Want a New Knee"

Parody Written by:

Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman

The Lyrics

I want a new knee
I want a new knee
I want a new knee for my leg
It's so old and arthritic I cant stand it
I need a new knee
God knows
God knows I want a new knee

I've fallen again
I've fallen again at the hospice
And this time I think it's my hip
I've fallen again ohhh
God knows, God knows I've fallen again

It's old and it's lame
I can't get around the way I did without a cane
But I have to take care
When I'm not in my chair
Oh how I want a new knee doctor
Oh how I want a new knee
Oh how I want a new knee

But life still is hard
I cant get used to living with pain, living with pain
Living with pain in
In my leg
I dont want to live in pain, no
God knows got to walk it on my own
So doctor can't you see
I need a new knee

I need a new knee
I want a new knee yeah
I want I want I want I want a new knee

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Steve K. - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
The ACLU will like this one. The Anterior Cruciate Ligament Union, that is.
Silver Power - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
555, great effort, plus, I love Queen...
Mattiotto - June 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Hilarious parody u got here, i'm also a queen fan, which makes this even funnier as i found it goes brilliantly 2 the pace of the original. good work, check out my parody if u want "Emo Rhapsody"

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