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Song Parodies -> "Walkthru"

Original Song Title:

"Breakthru"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Walkthru"

Parody Written by:

AdmiralMercurial

The Lyrics

A frustrated gamer's tirade against an unbeatable final boss in an unspecified MMORPG. Any fellow geeks ever been there before?
When my gun's out...
When my health gauge runs out...
A new life respa-a-awns. (Again, again, again)
Someone, please get me an official walkthrough...
Now!

I wake up,
Head feels smashed.
My room's
Filled with trash.
I'm lying on my desk;
Must have been where I crashed.
I'm thinking I've lost my progress;
It's crushing me.
I've gotta go back
And fight you again,
Can't you see...

If I could only beat you,
How it would make me smile,
But it's so hard to beat you
And I really need a walkthrough.

(Walkthrough)
To kill the Mage of Flame
(Walkthrough, yeah)
For this God-forsaken game.
GameFAQs* has no cheat codes for it;
Searched the Net inside and out for them now.
Someone, please find me that official walkthrough...
Now!

You spit
Fire breath at me.
You attack,
And each and every time it brings death to me.
Buddy, you're sparking something:
Insanity.
Haven't gone out in two days,
Or maybe three.
Had nothing at all
Except for one footlong sub and two cups of tea.

If I could only beat you
Then I could rest awhile,
But I may never beat you
And I'm dying for a
Walkthrough

If I could just defeat you,
Then I could close my file,
But I won't ever beat you
Up until I get a walkthrough

(Walkthrough, walkthrough)

If I could only beat you,
Then I'd go out in style,
I'll betcha no one's beat you
While they didn't have the
Walkthrough

If I could just defeat you,
I'd stop this evil bile,
But I ain't gonna beat you;
Please, somebody get the walkthrough

(Walkthrough, walkthrough)
* Must be pronounced "Game Fax", not "Game F-A-Qs".

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