Song Parodies -> Freedom Of Speech Is A Joke

Original Song Title:

"911 Is A Joke"

Original Performer:

Public Enemy

  
Parody Song Title:

"Freedom Of Speech Is A Joke"

Parody Written by:

Joey Dearing

1995: Police beat up non-violent pro-life protesters. 2002: FBI calls fundamentalist Christians and defenders of the U.S. constitution "dangerous terrorists" and encourages people to report them. 2004: Eleven Christians at a Philadelphia homosexual parade were arrested and almost sent to prison for 47 years for quoting Bible verses that denounce homosexuality. And that's just the tip of the iceberg...
Freedoms
Going going gone
Now we started losing rights a long time ago
Don't you see how late we're reactin'
If fags get offended they hold us liable
They make it a crime to preach from the Bible
Cops don't care cuz they get paid anyway
They treat us like criminals and we're betrayed
You know they're fed up with "religious" people
If you're fighting for your rights then you're dead today
Liberal judge with the penalty stretcher
The guy's a devil in disguise y'all I'll betcha
I call 'em Christian snatchers cuz they come to fetch ya
In a black helicopter they're gonna dissect ya
They're torture kings and they use amputation
Lose your arms, your legs to them for their elation
One-by-one they'll kill the whole congregation
It all adds up to a nasty situation

So speak up and get get knocked down
Freedom of speech is a joke in yo town
Speak up and get get knocked down
Tell the truth and get pushed around

So speak up and get get knocked down
Freedom of speech is a joke in yo town
Speak up and get get knocked down
Tell the truth and get pushed around

Bible quotes aint politically correct
You can ask my man right here with the broken neck
Tried to witness to the cops who took his gun
The "thought-police" beat the crap out of him just for fun
Ask for fairness they think you're jokin'
They'd rather legalize the crack they're smokin'
They'd rather be in a porn shop jerkin'
They're not doing their job, they're not workin'
Busy scrapin' your Jesus bumper sticker
But they're the ones going home to drink liquor
The reason why they hate us cuz they
Think faith's a disease
They be laughin' at ya while you're prayin' on your knees
So to the strength so go the length
Thought speech was the first amendment not the tenth
You better wake up and smell what you're losing
Cuz they've got the power and they've been abusing

So speak up, get get knocked down
Freedom of speech is a joke in yo town
Speak up and get get knocked down
Tell the truth and get pushed around

So speak up, get get knocked down
Freedom of speech is a joke in yo town
Speak up and get get knocked down
Tell the truth and get pushed around

Ow, ow, ow,
Stop hittin' me
Ow, ow, ow, ow

Speak up, and get get knocked down
Freedom of speech is a joke in yo town
Speak up and get get knocked down
Tell the truth they'll have your mouth bound

Speak up, and get get knocked down
Freedom of speech is a joke in yo town
Speak up and get get knocked down
Tell the truth end up in the ground

(Free speech is a joke...)
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