-> "Fight Bin Laden"
Original Song Title:
"Fight the Power"
Parody Song Title:
"Fight Bin Laden"
Parody Written by:
Michael Flynn
The Lyrics
2001! The number, another autumn (Get down)
Sound of a seven-ton bomb
Bombers are hittin' your terrorist headquarters (O Bin Laden you are next)
Listen if you're caved in y'all
Bombing all your caves yeah
Gettin' whatcha givin', we know what you did
While the Afghans sweatin'
And your networks weakenin'
Got to give us what we want
Gotta give us what we need
And Osama B.L. is what we need
We gotta bomb Bin Laden to death
Fight Bin Laden! (Yeeah!) Fight Bin Laden!
We gotta bomb Bin Laden to death!
Cheeeeeyak!!!!!!!!!! Fight Bin Laden! (Yeeeeeeah!) Fight Bin Laden!
As the bombs are designed to blow
What counts is that the bombs
Are designed to blow your brains
Now that you've realized the troops arrived
In Afghanistan to kill terrorists
Our mission is to crush the Taliban from their heart
It's a start for you to leave your stupid cave
Get out here and die die die die!
Afghans, Afghans, we're not unkind
Because we know the game
What you needed was awareness, but you were careless
You say what is this?
George W. Bush gets down to business
Think he got a DUI now?
Yo, bum rush those bombs
You gotta go before we blow
Make everybody see, before we bomb Bin Laden to death
Let me hear you say Fight Bin Laden! (Cheeeeeeyak!)
Fight Bin Laden!
You've gotta bomb Bin Laden to death!
Laden, you're a hero to most
But he doesn't mean s**t to me, you see
Straight up racist to America
Goddamn straight
Motherf*** him and Kabul
Because we're proud Americans
I'm ready and hyped to kill you
Most of my heroes don't blow up skyscrapers
Sample a look back and you'll find
Nothing but terrorism for 20 years if you check
"Don't Worry, Be Happy" was a #1 jam
When the Russians finally left your country
Let's get this assassination started right here
What Bush gotta say
Power to the Afghan king, some delay
To make everybody see
In order to bomb Bin Laden to death
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