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Song Parodies -> "The Vegan Ones"

Original Song Title:

"The Beautiful Ones"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Vegan Ones"

Parody Written by:

vegan minstrel

The Lyrics

Many say Prince was a vegan, as reflected in his song "Animal Kingdom", but a source has him loving drinking yak milk which isn't vegan. He was also quoted as saying he liked cooking omelettes (also not vegan) but maybe those were just for his friends?
Baby, baby, baby
What's it gonna be
Baby, baby, baby
Is it plants or is it meat?
Don't make me waste my time
Let logic change your mind, baby
Baby, baby, baby
Can't you say nay to meat tonight?
Oh baby, baby, baby
Don't my soybeans please you right?
Vegans are too hard to find
The vegan ones don’t hurt you
They’re not slime
Paint a poifect picture
Bring to life the vision that is kind
The vegan ones
strive to improve the picture
Always every time
If I told you baby
That I’d be in love with you...
Oh baby, baby, baby
If you went vegan
That’d be so cool
There’s no need to be confused
With a vegan one
You will never lose
Baby, baby
Baby, baby
Baby, baby
What's it gonna be, baby?
Do you want fruit?
Or do you want meat?
Cause I want a vegan
Said I want a vegan
Tell me, babe
Do you want meat?
I gotta know, I gotta know
Do you want meat?
Baby, baby, baby
Listen to me
Vegans know where they’re going (babe)
It’s more vegans that the world needs
That truth, that truth's for certain baby
I know what I want, yeah
And it’s a vegan baby
vegan, baby
I want someone kind to bees
I want a vegan
Yes I do
Baby, baby, baby, baby
I want a vegan
Yes I do

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