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Song Parodies -> "When Dems Lie"

Original Song Title:

"When Doves Cry"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Prince

Parody Song Title:

"When Dems Lie"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly Incorrect

The Lyrics

This parody highlights those lying leftists that are destroying this country with their wasteful spending, high taxes, appalling unemployment rates, Pelosi's socialized healthcare plan, etc. It's funny how Odumba talked about ending the war, when he just moves the mess somewhere else. He talked about fixing the economy, now it's left in ruin. It turns out that all his campaign promises were all a bunch of lip service. But it's so easy for all these "dummy"-crats to get out the vote. They might not be able to read the word Democrat, so the abbreviated "D" is easier for them to understand. Maybe they should change it to "M" for Moochers, "F" for freeloaders, or "G" for Gimme, Gimme, Gimme.
Dig, if you will, the picture
Taxpayers engaged in a hiss
Those dummy-crats
They bother me
Can you Democrats
Can you comprehend this?

Dream, if you can, a wasteland
And all Democrats cause is doom
Add some very high taxes
They try to steal
They'll steal from me and you

How can you believe in global warming
When libs hands are so cold? (so cold)
Their policies are very damning
Maybe they're just like Robert Byrd, too old
Maybe they're just like Obama
Thank God Ted died (Thank God Ted just died)
Barack is Satan's evil brotha
This is what happens
When Dems lie

Steal, if you will, my wallet
Steal all the dollars inside
They've got they're little lies all made up
Don't let them tax you
All the Dems have lied

How can you believe in global warming
When libs hands are so cold? (so cold)
Their policies are very damning
Maybe they're just like Robert Byrd, too old
Maybe they're just like Obama
Thank God Ted died (Thank God Ted died)
Barack is Satan's evil brotha
This is what happens when Dems lie

How can you believe in global warming
When libs hands are so cold? (so cold)
Their policies are very damning (Maybe they're just like Robert Byrd)
Maybe they're just like Robert Byrd, too old (Ya know he's too old)
Maybe they're just like Obama (Maybe their just like Obama)
Thank God Ted just died (Thank God Ted, Ted just died)
Barack is Satan's evil brotha
This is what happens

When Dems lie
When Dems lie (Dems lie, Dems lie)
When Dems lie (Dems lie, Dems lie)

Dems lie (Dems lie)

When Dems lie
When Dems lie
When Dems lie

When Dems lie (Dems lie, Dems lie, Dems lie)
Dems lie
Dems lie
Dems lie
Dems lie
Dems that lie

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 11

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Andria - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Since it seems I repeatedly get flamed when it comes to political matters, I will refrain from saying anything directly related to politics or the government, and I had to give this 1s because it was poorly paced, it wasn't funny, and it wasn't too good overall.And I'm glad to see no racist jabs at the president in this one, though.
Tommy Turtle - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so can't judge the pacing. Some points well made, but from a technical point of view, would like to see more variation and less repetition. However, since this was Unabombed by four anonymous cowards, as usual (or one anonymous coward voting four times), I'll Five it as a counter-measure -- at least until one of these jerks signs his name and gives valid reasons for the vote.

Or maybe I'll Five it four times (j/k. ;-)
Andria (no, I DON'T suck) - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
FYI, I am not a psychiatrist. I am just fascinated by them and with mental hospitals, psychotropic drugs and insanity in general. And I don't know why you're calling my parodies trash, but maybe it's because I'm not a Republican and I voted for Obama?
Who The Hell Is Tommy Turtle? - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah you're one to talk
Read The Name Box - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
WTHITT: Someone who signs his name to comments. WTH are you? -- TT

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