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Song Parodies -> "Cheerios"

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Patrick Yoness

The Lyrics

I get my Cheerios from a store thats near
Cart has one bad side - I just can't steer
Wheel gets locked in place
Slowing me from my pace

To get a nutritious breakfast mama
ya just can't beat the taste

I get my Cheerios (my Cheerios)
Cheerios (my Cheerios)
Cheerios (my Cheerios)

I eat my Cheerios right out of my hand
When the milk's gone so bad its lookin' tan
Makin' a mental note
Cheerios gotta float

'Cuz if they do I'm gonna know
it must be made of oats

I get my Cheerios (my Cheerios)
Cheerios (my Cheerios)
Cheerios (my Cheerios)

I get my Cheerios I'm tellin' you why
Cholesterol buildin' up - its way too high
Now that I have replaced
The bacon and 3 pancakes

My Lipitor has a fighting chance
of keepin' me 'round this place

I get my Cheerios (yeah my Cheerios)
Cheerios (oh yeah my Cheerios)
Cheerios (oh lord my Cheerios)
Cheerios (my Cheerios)...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Agrimorfee - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty goofy.
alvin - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
bouncy enough to be a real jingle
LilCheerioCake - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Cheerio, Sir ! It's a happy morning food, for sure.
t.renee - November 15, 2009 - Report this comment
loved it

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