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Song Parodies -> "Little Blue Smurfette"

Original Song Title:

"Little Red Corvette"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Little Blue Smurfette"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Gargamel didn’t know on that fateful yet ‘Smurfy’ like day
He had met his match
Now, he’s the warty wizard who believes in doing Smurfs harm
Brewin’ an evil batch
It held sugar and spices but lacked anything with niceness
Trouble was meant to be hers
But she was ‘three apples high’, just like all the other guys
So they asked – “How is the curse reversed?”

And voila, here comes Little Blue Smurfette
Poppa, a spell’s been cast (No!)
Little Blue Smurfette
She needs your help and needs it fast

Gargamel would become enraged when he found out what they’d done
To his brunette set free
Boy he raised a lot of hell when he heard of the stories
Of how she had had ‘Plastic Smurfery’
He really was hot, flew into a flurry
He wanted her back into his grasp
But she was all the way blonde, and just having ‘way’ more fun
She told him - “Baby, kiss this Smurfy Blue A$$”
Take that!

Little Blue Smurfette
Baby, got her groove back (Yes she did)
Little Blue Smurfette
She needs her Poppa’s help and that’s a fact (Oh, oh)

A Fam’ly like hers just might be inbred
Without a mother some suspect incest
There is a, baby, with some white jeans
Somebody must have shown some Smurfy Blue Love in’trest

Little Blue Smurfette
Baby, you’re so on track
Little Blue Smurfette
Need to find a Smurf that love’s you back hey, hey

Little Blue Smurfette
Honey , you got to live life (Got to live life)
Little Blue Smurfette
And if you do, you’re bound to meet a little blue SmurfMan and be his wife
(Little Blue Smurfette)
Life is full of strife (honey, you got to live life)
You, You, You, got to live life
(Little Blue Smurfetter)
You’re groove is so you, so you
Need to find true love that’s Smurfy blue

Girl, you got a rack that I’ve never seen, where?
Man your chest…
I say your chest is so flat, you’re a carpenter’s dream*

Baby, you’re free at last
Little Blue Smurfette
You need good love, you need good love and, uh, and you need it fast
Babe you got to live life (You got to live life)
Little Blue Smurfette
‘Cause if you don’t, ‘Cause if you don’t
Your gonna make your heart ache until it turns blue (Until it turns blue)
Until it turns blue (Until it turns blue)
Until it turns blue (Until it turns blue)

Little Blue Smurfette

* Smurfette just might be a carpenter’s dream: Flat as a board and dying to get nailed. But I’ll leave that one up to the ITTY BITTY…

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment
i hate the smurfs but found this amusing
LittleBlueCakes - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment
This is a fun tale about blondes ~VS~ brunettes . . . .
MrMacphisto - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment
lol... excellent... 5-5-5
Michael Pacholek - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I can't believe nobody thought of this before. A really smurfy parody, Lionel!

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