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Song Parodies -> "When Clothes Dry"

Original Song Title:

"When Doves Cry"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Prince

Parody Song Title:

"When Clothes Dry"

Parody Written by:

Tasapio

The Lyrics

"When Clothes Dry" was originally performed by Rinse. (For those that may not know, the artist formerly known as Rinse is now known as Rinse again). Rumor has it that Rinse has cleaned up his act.
When Clothes Dry

See if u will a picture
Of looking for clean clothes when I dress
The threat of not finding underwear
And if they're not clean
I'll be wearing less

See if u can the hamper
A mountain of laundry to do
After all my copious washes
I feel the heat
The heat drying my clothes thru

How can u just leave me wond'ring
Should I wash in warm, hot, or cold?
Maybe I'll use fabric soft'ning
Maybe I'll wash like my father, use Bold ™
Maybe I'll wash like my mother
She always uses Tide ™
Hear the machine click and shudder
This is what it sounds like
When clothes dry

Watch if u will the dryer
See how it tumbles inside
I've got the undershirts 2 fold up
Don't make me scold u
Take 'em out on time!

How can u just leave me wond'ring
Should I wash in warm or cold?
Maybe I'll use fabric soft'ning
Maybe I'll wash like my father, use Bold ™
Maybe I'll wash like my mother
She always uses Tide ™
Hear the machine click and shudder
This is what it sounds like
When clothes dry

How can u just leave me wond'ring
Should I wash in warm, hot, or cold?
Maybe I'll use fabric soft'ning
Maybe I'll wash like my father, use Bold
Maybe I'll wash like my mother
She always uses Tide ™
Hear the machine click and shudder
This is what it sounds like
When clothes dry
When clothes dry
When clothes dry
The fine print: Tide™ and Bold™ are registered trademarks of The Proctor & Gamble Company.

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Kristof Robertson - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Tasapio. 555
The Thought Police - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Good,clean,fun!5's
Diva - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment
That's some cute stuff! You introduction was priceless! LOL!
Billy Florio - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This was excellent! Good Job!
Jane - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
That's really funny! Well done!
calli - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ANOTHER LEGDE.................. WHERE DU U GET THIS MATERIAL FROM..................... EVEN MORE GENIUSES..............LOVE IT
Steven Cavanagh - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, a dry sense of humour- I love it! Hanging for more.

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