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Song Parodies -> "$19.99 (The infomercial song)"

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"$19.99 (The infomercial song)"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

Similar to my "War is Over" parody
I was crazy when I bought this, I saw it on the QVC
You should never buy a widget from an infomercial on TV
But it slices and it dices, it even cuts the thing in three
and it comes with lot's of freebies and a ten year warantee

They said "two thousand's all we have better hurry or you're outta time
Send us seven easy payments of just Nineteen-ninety-nine"

I saw that Billy Mays guy clean tables with the orange-glo
It seemed to be so easy I decided to give it a go
A grill that's good enough for Groege Foreman's good enough for me
For a body like Chuck Norris buy the total Gym from TV

Yeah two thousand Ultra Gym's is all they had but I got mine
For ten years they'll ding my credit card for Nineteen-ninety-nine

Now I know the web is cheaper, and I know the sales tax is free
and they never charge you shipping like they charge you on TV
But the thought of clicking pages, it does not appeal to me
And just look at all the hits on my new seventies CD

I had two thousand items up for sale in my yard sale one time
Out of habit everything was priced at Nineteen-Ninety-Nine

Alright, it's $19.99
You say it, $19.99
$19.99 don't stop, don't stop, say it 1 more time

One hundred zero zero's what the retailers have in mind
But i'll sell it for three payments of just Nineteen-Ninety-Nine

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 26

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 5   19

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Billy Florio - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! Great great job!
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Here´s 555, do you have change? :-)
Meriadoc - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This was great!
Thunderbolt - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Suzie Cream Cheese - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it. 5-5-5
Jack Wilson - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome job! All 5's!
Johnny Pyro - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
VERY creative! all 5'!
Claude Prez - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, Laurence. But Wait! There's More! You also get: Great job! And, if you act now: Outstanding, dude!
Mikey - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Leo Jay - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
martha - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thunderbolt said what i was going to say ... classic!
Lady Luck Moony - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Wonderful! All 5's
Stuart McArthur - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
yes - I concur - brilliant idea, perfect pacing, and brilliant execution - all 5s
Dominic L. - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
It's good, it reminds me of Weird Al's Mr. Popeil song
Roxy - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
O_O FUNNY! I'm a HUGE Prince fan and this had me laughing my rump
white trash - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
weird al had this same idea but prince kept refusing
Rob H - April 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Loved it, soo funny soo true!
Patrick Keaton - February 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Has this song ever been recorded? Even if Prince does not give his consent, this song must be recorded.

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