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Song Parodies -> "Terrible Internet"

Original Song Title:

"Little Red Corvette"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Terrible Internet"

Parody Written by:

Logan the Amazing

The Lyrics

My third parody takes on one of the best Prince songs of all time, “Little Red Corvette.” What better way to parody it than to talk about the internet itself. I hope you enjoy it!
I guess I should of known
By the way my computer screen was looking
That the WiFi wouldn’t last
See it’s the kinda computer
That believes in properly working once
Losing all the internet fast

I guess I might be dumb
Cause it only cost five bucks
Broken and some of them used
But it was Friday night
And I was hyper, all right
And they say what have you got to lose?
And honey I say

Terrible internet
That WiFi went away to fast
Terrible internet
I need WiFi that will always last

I guess I should’ve closed my eyes
When I went to that place
Cause it was extremely cheap
Then I felt a little ill
When I saw all the customers
That were standing in line right before me

Believe or not
My mind started to worry
I wondered if it had enough class
But it was Friday night
And I was hyper, all right
And they say, “We don’t know how long it will last.”
Oh yeah

Terrible internet
That was in the past, but I don’t care
Terrible internet
I wanted the WiFi to last, ah huh

A staff like theirs
Oughta be put in jail
Cause they’re on the verge of being obscene
Move over people
I have to pee
And I’ll sue you for giving me THIS machine

Terrible internet
They made it way too fast
Terrible internet
I need some WiFi that will last

Terrible internet
Make it speed up, it’s been loading for hours
Terrible internet
Cause if you don’t fix it
I’ll run your shop into the ground

Right down to the ground (speed up) you, you, you got to
Speed up (terrible internet) you’re movin’ much too slow
(Too slow) I need to find WiFi that will last

Guys, you’ve got computers that I’ve never seen
And oh my gosh,
I say my computer’s so old
It must be a Commadore 64

My internet is too slow
Terrible internet
I need some WiFi, I need some WiFi that’s
That’s gonna last
Terrible internet
It has to speed up (speed up)
Terrible internet
Cause if it doesn’t, cause if it doesn’t
I’m gonna run your shop right into the ground
Right into the ground
Right into the ground

Terrible internet
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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 15

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Rob Arndt - October 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Everyone can relate to this one- 555!
Logan the Amazing - October 24, 2017 - Report this comment
I know, right! Thanks for giving this a good review!
Agrimorfee - October 25, 2017 - Report this comment
Make your parodies better by changing more of the original words...look at how Weird Al works (although Prince never allowed Al to release any parody of his works). Good luck, keep working on it!
Logan the Amazing - October 25, 2017 - Report this comment
This one just was really hard to come up with. It turned out pretty good though... Thanks for sharing your opinions!

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