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Song Parodies -> "Intolerable Pests"

Original Song Title:

"Your Possible Pasts"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Intolerable Pests"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Okay, okay, I'll tell you the story so far...cause this won't make much sense otherwise....Floyd is now an adult, age 28, and he now is married with children of his own. The first song (Post-Mall Scene..) deals with the general concept of the hectic Christmas holidays, and the anxiety therein. The last lines in it deal with the proverbial, (for lack of a better word), feuding family, who get that way around the holidays. Here, Floyd is taking his kids to the local mall, and this is the first time he's set foot in a mall since we left him in the conclusion of "the Mall". Now...all the old memories are coming back, as in a ver stressed mood, takes his nagging kids on a "Daddy, I want that!" spree...
The clutter around you; intolerable pests
Some snot-nosed and hyper, some won't give you rest
Ignoring them, and all their prying demands
("Dad can we stop here?!")
And their grim teenage future, as pessimists
They soon will discover, Santa don't exsist
And Christmas time sucks, when your brooding
Teenagers' pissed

Do you remember me? How I went loopy
Do you think I shouldn't shop here?

We walk in the toy store, and walk down the aisles
Filling the cart with cheap Mattel toys
These rugrats annoying the other kids there
While parents, they scold, the kids scream "but it's not fair!"
Crying out loudly, one throws a small fit
He cries "I am just a child, and I've had enough of this sh*t!"

Do you remember me? How I went loopy
Do you think I shouldn't shop here?

In the cold parking lot, we load our things in the car
We all buckle in, but don't get that far
Car died, I'm terrified, I call up my spouse
Say that we'll be home late, so don't lock the house
Then after a few tries, the car finally starts
One intolerable pest laughs at a silent fart

Do you remember me? How I went loopy
Do you think I should've shopped there?

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 4

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Agrimorfee - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
"Do you remember me/How I went loopy?" Oh man...LOLZ! 555
Yoidy - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
The kid wouldn't be so loopy if he had a Snoopy!
John Barry - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever title and extremely tolerable parody.
AFW - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well done...

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