-> "Intolerable Pests"
Original Song Title:
"Your Possible Pasts"
Parody Song Title:
"Intolerable Pests"
The Lyrics
The clutter around you; intolerable pests
Some snot-nosed and hyper, some won't give you rest
Ignoring them, and all their prying demands
("Dad can we stop here?!")
And their grim teenage future, as pessimists
They soon will discover, Santa don't exsist
And Christmas time sucks, when your brooding
Teenagers' pissed
Do you remember me? How I went loopy
Do you think I shouldn't shop here?
We walk in the toy store, and walk down the aisles
Filling the cart with cheap Mattel toys
These rugrats annoying the other kids there
While parents, they scold, the kids scream "but it's not fair!"
Crying out loudly, one throws a small fit
He cries "I am just a child, and I've had enough of this sh*t!"
Do you remember me? How I went loopy
Do you think I shouldn't shop here?
In the cold parking lot, we load our things in the car
We all buckle in, but don't get that far
Car died, I'm terrified, I call up my spouse
Say that we'll be home late, so don't lock the house
Then after a few tries, the car finally starts
One intolerable pest laughs at a silent fart
Do you remember me? How I went loopy
Do you think I should've shopped there?
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