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Song Parodies -> "Another Hick In The Mall"

Original Song Title:

"Another Brick In The Wall"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Another Hick In The Mall"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Grandpa needs Cornhuskers lotion
Junior needs to take a pee
Becky wants to shop at Zum Zum
Grandpa where's the mall directory?
Grandpa where's the mall directory?

All in all we're just a bunch of hicks in the mall
All in all we're all just hicks in the mall

We smell like dung from an old mule
There are ones among us who would feed the chickens, turkeys and chop wood
We've planted all our seedling upon all the ground we plow
Grandmas' sewn a new dress
We've cleaned the out house out and milked the cow
Now in town it is well known when we go there at night
our fat uneducated wives
Would spend like it's the last day of their lives

Grandma needs her medication
Jim Bob wants a fishin' pole
Some toilet paper for the out house
Hey Jethro! Leave that pig at home

All in all I'm just another hick in the mall
All in all we're all just hicks in the mall

I don't need no Wendy's Chili
And I don't need no Starbucks coffee
Don't need clothing sized for big or tall
Don't think I need anything at all
Oh no!
Don't think I need anything at all

All in all I'm just a hick in the mall
All in all we're all just hicks in the mall

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 20

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Guy - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Jethro! Leave that pig at home

I could see the Beverly Hillbillies all the way through this. That line with Jethro was a killer but it would be more like a stunt Ellie Mae would pull. Spoken parts would have added some flavor to your parody, but I'm high fiving this as it is. Well done.
Adagio - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
A really good one with a farm theme.
John Barry - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Great title, and the Jethro line had me snorting with laughter.
Johnny D - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, that Jethro line is hilarious!
alvin rhodes - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
clever concept...5s
joebean1988 - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
great, one problem, Between part one and part two is a compleatly diferent song, The happiest days of our lives easy mistake since they always play the two back to back on the radio. anywho, great song. dang it Jethro, how many times have I told you to leave that pig a t home?
Agrimorfee - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Some pacing problems with the "Happiest Days" section, but all in all a worthy effort. 445
Mrs. Milburn Drysdale - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
It's those dreadful hillbillies. I saw them today at the mall and Jethro had Elly's pet pig along. I'm so glad this was a rerun or I would just died of embarassment. Oh those dreadful hillbillies - Milburn should have given Granny the 50 plus million dollars in nickels,dimes and quarters as she asked once. Let's see her as she says "tote" that bundle back to Bug Tussle, Ak.
Mrsmokercraft16 - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Now I know what the words are,but how can I listen to the song(heard it long time ago)
Carma - January 12, 2011 - Report this comment
These lyrics are hilarious! How can I hear the song?
Pink Crane - April 19, 2019 - Report this comment
Absolutely golly gee scrumpdililicious! As fine as frog hair! Buddy Ebsen would be proud of this. This parody that is.

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