Song Parodies -> Ballad of the Goblet of Fire
| Original Song Title: | "Easy Lover" |
| Original Performer: | Phil Collins & Phillip Bailey |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ballad of the Goblet of Fire" |
| Parody Written by: | raddog20002002 |
Imagine if Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory performed this song at the Yule Ball.
***Cedric***:
Harry Potter
Got chosen by the golden Goblet
A fourth player
Did not make Dumbledore feel so pleased
He's an underage player
There's a blue cup, but I might win it
He's from Gryffindor
The tournament is just his destiny
***Harry***:
I am a great Quidditch player
Who will be a winner
Of this great tournament
I will not lose it
I will win this for Gryffindor
Though, we're both players
Chosen by the Goblet
We won't forget it
***Cedric***:
But I might a winner, for the Goblet, Goblet
I might think quick before I start winning
Just this one day
Who'll ever know?
Harry Potter
Got chosen by the golden Goblet
A fourth player
Did not make Dumbledore feel so pleased
He's an underage player
There's a blue cup, but I might win it
He's from Gryffindor
The tournament is just his destiny
***Harry***:
Well, you're just an older player
Who's not from Gryffindor
You're in the tournament
Who's gonna win it?
I'm just an underage player
Who won't be a quitter
Of the tournament
I think I'll win it
***Cedric***:
But I might a winner, for the Goblet, Goblet
You're not the only one who believes in winning
Just this one day
Who'll ever know?
(guitar instrumental)
***Cedric***
But I might a winner, for the Goblet, Goblet
You're not the only one who believes in winning
Just this one day
Who'll ever know?
It was Harry Potter
***Harry***:
Yes, it was me
***Cedric***:
Who got pick by the golden Goblet
***Harry***:
Yes, I got chosen
***Cedric***:
A fourth player
Did not make Dumbledore feel so pleased
***Harry***:
He was not very pleased
***Cedric***
He's an underage player
There's a blue cup, but I might win it
***Harry***
I'll go win it
***Cedric***
He's from Gryffindor
The tournament is just his destiny
***Harry***
It's just my destiny
***Cedric***
It was Harry Potter
Who got pick by the golden Goblet
***Harry***:
Yes, I got chosen
***Cedric***:
A fourth player
Did not make Dumbledore feel so pleased
***Harry***:
He was not very pleased
***Cedric***
He's an underage player
There's a blue cup, but I might win it
***Harry***
I'll go win it
***Cedric***
He's from Gryffindor
The tournament is just his destiny
***Harry***
It's just my destiny
Harry Potter
Got chosen by the golden Goblet
A fourth player
Did not make Dumbledore feel so pleased
He's an underage player
There's a blue cup, but I might win it
He's from Gryffindor
The tournament is just his destiny
***Harry***:
I am a great Quidditch player
Who will be a winner
Of this great tournament
I will not lose it
I will win this for Gryffindor
Though, we're both players
Chosen by the Goblet
We won't forget it
***Cedric***:
But I might a winner, for the Goblet, Goblet
I might think quick before I start winning
Just this one day
Who'll ever know?
Harry Potter
Got chosen by the golden Goblet
A fourth player
Did not make Dumbledore feel so pleased
He's an underage player
There's a blue cup, but I might win it
He's from Gryffindor
The tournament is just his destiny
***Harry***:
Well, you're just an older player
Who's not from Gryffindor
You're in the tournament
Who's gonna win it?
I'm just an underage player
Who won't be a quitter
Of the tournament
I think I'll win it
***Cedric***:
But I might a winner, for the Goblet, Goblet
You're not the only one who believes in winning
Just this one day
Who'll ever know?
(guitar instrumental)
***Cedric***
But I might a winner, for the Goblet, Goblet
You're not the only one who believes in winning
Just this one day
Who'll ever know?
It was Harry Potter
***Harry***:
Yes, it was me
***Cedric***:
Who got pick by the golden Goblet
***Harry***:
Yes, I got chosen
***Cedric***:
A fourth player
Did not make Dumbledore feel so pleased
***Harry***:
He was not very pleased
***Cedric***
He's an underage player
There's a blue cup, but I might win it
***Harry***
I'll go win it
***Cedric***
He's from Gryffindor
The tournament is just his destiny
***Harry***
It's just my destiny
***Cedric***
It was Harry Potter
Who got pick by the golden Goblet
***Harry***:
Yes, I got chosen
***Cedric***:
A fourth player
Did not make Dumbledore feel so pleased
***Harry***:
He was not very pleased
***Cedric***
He's an underage player
There's a blue cup, but I might win it
***Harry***
I'll go win it
***Cedric***
He's from Gryffindor
The tournament is just his destiny
***Harry***
It's just my destiny
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At least somebody likes this parody, but the other person is going to hell whoever scored a 2 on this.
Pacing a little questionable here, and a little repetitive. I *think* the original chorus starts as "She's an easy lover", which doesn't jibe with the syllable count of "Harry Potter". However, I like how you wrote it as a duet. 445
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