Too much wax in ears
Too much wax in ears
Too much wax in ears
Too much wax in ears

Anne shouts at Dotty
Dotty screams at Jane
Anne yells at Willie
Willie asks "Come again?"
Suki calls out to Leo
Sasha shouts at Britt
Adolf just says nothing
And sneaks off for a shit

Shouting out loud as if in a crowd
Because of earache
Talking too loud with enough ear wax
Too make candles
It's so mad
They shout so loud as if in the crowd
Folk with stuffed up ears
They cannot hear
They shout so loud as if in the crowd
Folk with stuffed up ears
They cannot hear
Folk with stuffed up ears
They cannot hear

Too much wax in ears
Too much wax in ears
Too much wax in ears
Too much wax in ears

Andre's ears are bright red
Gupta's ears have turned blue
There's ear infections going round
In Macclesfield and Crewe
Talking very loud
Playing hand signal games
Getting p***ed off with each other
Calling others rude names
There's nothing to do but sit in the queue at the doctors
Then afterwards they find the chemist is out of ear drops
They get upset
If deaf people kill they probably will
Folk with stuffed up ears
They cannot hear
If deaf people kill they probably will
Folk with stuffed up ears
They cannot hear
Folk with stuffed up ears
They cannot hear

Too much wax in ears
Too much wax in ears
Too much wax in ears
Too much wax in ears