-> "Hedge Trimmer"
Original Song Title:
"Sledgehammer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hedge Trimmer"
The Lyrics
Your backyard just seems plain
With the flowers and knick-knacks
I can see your rose bush dying
I can bring that beauty back
Leave it all up to me
I'm the landscaper you need
I just need some big clippers
Cutting branches down, shaping up the ends
I'd take the greatest care, cutting
Just like Edward Scissorhands
I want to be your hedge trimmer
Your bush won't look the same
Oh, let me be your hedge trimmer
You won't have to pay me money (Hey, hey)
Got designs in my head
Let me show my artistry
Open up your toolshed
Let me work on the topiary
I want to be your hedge trimmer
Put the neighbors to shame!
I'll have a ball, your hedge trimmer
Put me to the test
I'm going to be your hedge trimmer
The weather's cool and sunny
(Hedge---hedge trimmer)
I did it right!
I clipped a rabbit (clipped a rabbit, clipped a rabbit, clipped a rabbit)
Watch me spin! (gotta watch him spin!)
Now here's the hard stuff (now here's the hard stuff)
A mountain lion! (made a scary lion)
Show your bush to me (bush to me)
And I will clip for you (clip for you)
Artistry, and it's all for you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a bush for you
Gonna build a tiger
Fish, dog and much more, hey!
I've been clipping in rhythm
I've been clipping in rhythm
Gotta build that camel, and kangaroo
Come on, come on, see my leafy zoo
Come see my leafy zoo
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, woo
I've been clipping in rhythm
I've been clipping in rhythm
I do the clipping
Clipping all day and night...
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