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Song Parodies -> "Big Crime"

Original Song Title:

"Big Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peter Gabriel

Parody Song Title:

"Big Crime"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I've been robbing a liquor store
And I will never show,yeah
So much rougher in life
I must really get going

The place where I come from is a bad town
They think so bad,they say bad words
So do me,I'm tougher like them
I go for broke
I've been robbing a bank
Until the police come right out

I've had enough,I'm running fast
Like a cheetah,a real quick cheetah
I have a big voice of all the big boys
Bigger is badder too
And I will steal someone else's
Microsoft XBox system

Big crime,I've been robbing a liquor store
Big crime
Big crime,and I will never show,yeah
Big crime
Big crime,so much rougher in life
Big crime,I must really get going
Big crime

My theft is much successful
And I burn the Powerpuff Girls part
Of a stupid backpack that some girl just had
And I was really thought
Some girl is obsessed with Power Rangers
I'm going on my perfect onslaught
And things are really really even worse
But this weekend will be a bad weekend
And I'm being sent to the court

Big crime,I've been robbing a liquor store
Big crime
Big crime,and I will never show,yeah
Big crime
Big crime,so much rougher in life
Big crime,I must really get going
Big crime

Big crime,the cops are getting stronger
Big crime,the lawyers are tougher
Big crime,I'm filled with anger
Big crime,down the south
Big crime,my life is getting rougher
Big crime,avoid the S.W.A.T. team
Big crime,and I can't stand a chance
Big crime,my felony gets big big big big big big
Big big big big big big big big big!

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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Heathcliff the Cat - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
The last chorus was really good, I give you that - didn't understand why you included bits about The Powerpuff Girls and The Power Rangers in there - were they relevant? Some of the pacing's clearly off, but other than that, this is quite a hard song to parody, so I'll be liberal with my voting.

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