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Song Parodies -> "Next Time I Fail"

Original Song Title:

"Next Time I Fall"

Original Performer:

Peter Cetera/Amy Grant

Parody Song Title:

"Next Time I Fail"

Parody Written by:

OneGoodWoman

The Lyrics

I really hesitated about doing this, even in fun, because I just thought it seemed disrespectful somehow, not to mention making a joke of what is a source of heartache to some couples. That being said, here's my version of Next Time I Fall ---
Age, like a road that never ends
How it brings me to depend
On potions
I'll never understand
Darling I put my love life on the shelf
Till that Rx arrived and I told myself
Next time I fail in love
I'll know better what to do
Next time I fail in love
Ooo ooo ooo
The next time I fail in love
The next time I fail in love
I'll pop the pill that's blue!

Now as I look into your eyes
Well I wonder if it's wise
To love you
Like I've wanted to before
Cause tonight I was thinking that I might
Need the pill that breathes life in this part of mine

Next time I fail in love
I'll know better what to do
Next time I fail in love
Ooo ooo ooo
The next time I fail in love
The next time I fail in love
I'll pop the pill that's blue!

Next time I'm gonna follow through
Because if I get lucky
I will know better how
To bring it about

Next time I fail in love
I'll know better what to do
Next time I fail in love
Ooo ooo ooo
The next time I fail in love
The next time I fail in love
I'll pop the pill that's blue!
I'll pop the pill that's blue!

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