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Song Parodies -> "Come See Matt And Buy A Snazzy New Car"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Wanna Be A Rock N Roll Star"

Original Performer:

Peer Günt

Parody Song Title:

"Come See Matt And Buy A Snazzy New Car"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

This is for Peter Andersson's ONE WEEK NOTICE challenge (Week 11) hosted once again by Peter Andersson! This one is based on facts so if you really are looking for a sweet ride come down to Bedford, Ohio and see Matt Stovarsky and I'll make you a heck of a deal on a new car!
Sign on this line and feel free to brag
Slide me a check and you'll be glad
I know you're hooked and now it's my goal
To hook you up!

Thanks for your business! You're really smart it seems!
Your Dream-Car dreams are reality!
Envied like a king when in a race
Hand me your bills and cruise!

Come see Matt and buy a snazzy new car!
Trade in your lemon for a Jaguar
Come and shake my hand, I'm honest you'll save
Your commute will be bliss, Ride your friends crave

Chicks' eyes will flutter in your brand new machine
Mocked car's on it's very last leg
I won't sell you bad parts
Won't need more repairs!

Please write down your full name
On this Buyer's Order dude!
Rusted gears have made you frown
Hog the road again!

Come see Matt and buy a snazzy new car!
Sure, You'll need to pay but that's not too hard
Here's a payment plan that won't break the bank
Please don't give me a kiss: Madame behave!

[Guitar solo]

You've been hating your gross rodent-chewed truck
And you've been dreaming for a brand new ride
Oil smears have grown throughout your yard
Hand me dough and be a star!

Come see Matt and buy a snazzy new car!
I'm sure you'll get laid for just a small charge
Folks tell you to scram your wreck's in bad shape
Even those cats have hissed at your duct tape

Come see Matt and buy a snazzy new car!
Guys think you're insane since your fumes are harsh
Wanna be the man and score with hot babes?!
Let me hear that "Cha-Ching" and mouths gape!

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Claude Prez - November 10, 2017 - Report this comment
But if I have a whole BAG of lemons, can I trade them for a whole bag of Jaguars? Very convincing; where do I sign?
Agrimorfee - November 10, 2017 - Report this comment
"Would you buy a used car from this man?"--the Democratic Party, 1960. Well, this would be great because "My Car Has Got Me Pissed Off" (http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/lucas1.shtml, see what I did there? :) . Very entertaining parody to say the least.
Jeff Reuben - November 10, 2017 - Report this comment
When your real world meets your parody world! I'm set to go to Ohio when I'm ready for my next car!
Peter Andersson - November 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Went to Matty for a snazzy new car
Flew out the gate in a Jaguar
Skidmarked all the town, now license's revoked
Fines and the bills are leaving me broke

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