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Song Parodies -> "Tonight, I Cellotape Napalms On You"

Original Song Title:

"Tonight I Celebrate My Love To You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peabo Bryson

Parody Song Title:

"Tonight, I Cellotape Napalms On You"

Parody Written by:

DJ Deez Nuuts

The Lyrics

I liked the whole cellotape idea, but I did a different stance on using cellotape. With napalms.
tonight, I’ll cellotape napalms on you
it seems the natural thing to do
tonight, you’re gonna go explodey
I’ll tape them to your ball sack, hee.
When I tape these napalms on you
Tonight, I cellotape napalms on you
Right on your balls, in a few you feel them too.
Tonight my babe, you’ll be sizzling
And I bet it won’t be boring.
When I tape napalms on you…..tonight.

tonight, I’ll cellotape napalms on you
and by midnight, son, my smiling face will come shining through.
tonight, there will be major distance between us
all I want from you is for the bomb to go ka-plew!
Tonight.

tonight, I’ll cellotape napalms on you
and excited, I’ll feel brand new
tonight, I will so discover
nobody will care, not even your mother.
When I cellotape napalms on you

tonight, I’ll cellotape napalms on you
and by midnight, son, your body will go ka-plew!
tonight, there will be some distance between us
all I want from you is for the bomb go BOOM!
Tonight.

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