-> "Treachery and Piracy"
Original Song Title:
"Ebony and Ivory"
Parody Song Title:
"Treachery and Piracy"
Treachery and Piracy, work together for perfect larceny
Side by side we will dock boats, on board and hoard, pillaging
We're all told, that pirates are to blame wherever we go
There is mostly bad in all of us
Forced to loot, and we don't give a hoot
What the hell, we'll survive, and that ain't no jive
Lechery and Piracy, go together for perf' debauchery
Side by side we will lock boats, on board and whored, plundering
Treachery, Piracy, maybe a bit debauchery
Lechery, thighs we see, Ooooo...
And you know, some *pirates* are so lame, they're never our bros
What's the good, kidnap; for ransoming?
Got no style and they're not worthwhile sea broth-ers
They must flee to survive, they're takin' a dive
Treachery and Piracy, fit together with abject lechery
Wide I tied my bandana, seaboard, got sword, sly salt, me
Far and wide top banana, seaward, on board, sail the seas
Treachery, Piracy, giving you fits out on the sea
Lechery, larceny, how do you pro-tect treasury
Booty de-bauchery, daily a pirate potpourri
Revelry, ribaldry, living a pirate fantasy...
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