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Song Parodies -> "She's Passing Wind"

Original Song Title:

"She's Like The Wind"

Original Performer:

Patrick Swayze

Parody Song Title:

"She's Passing Wind"

Parody Written by:

Rich Kilian!

The Lyrics

She's passing wind.
Ate some beans.
She strains the seams
On her jeans.
I took her to Boston,
And now everybody can tell
That she's got more gas
Than Exxon or Mobil or Shell.

I feel the stench on my face.
She's standing close to me.
I've got tears in my eyes.
I can hardly breathe.
Just a fool to stand near
When she's cutting the cheese.
She's passing wind.

I look towards her
And all I see
Is a big brown cloud
That's rising like steam.
Should I embarrass myself?
It's not very smart
Being with her when
She's letting ... go.

I can't take her anyplace.
Nobody likes the smell.
Last week we were banned
From the Taco Bell.
Just a fool to stand near
When she's eaten so well.
She's passing wind.

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Jeff Reuben - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
It's been done on here before, but this was original, and a good version of the song. I enjoyed it!
Red Ant - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Disgusting and that is a compliment.
Lon - August 09, 2013 - Report this comment
Good stuff and proof that great minds DO think alike. I say this because I have a similar parody on whatfreaks that I wrote without any prior knowledge of your song, and I'm sure you never saw mine, as well. Some A hole on my youtube channel, however, ripped me a new one claiming I stole the song from someone, etc, etc.. I told him that maybe, just maybe it's coincidental that I thought of something similar, esp when it's such an easy concept to think of. So I did a google search and, guess what, I found a few different versions of our idea, so I guess my theory was right.

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